Do all homeowners' associations run like the mafia, showing up at 3:30 a.m. to destroy your flowerpots if they don't enjoy the aesthetic, or is that just the one governs the house that I live in? Sigh. At least I can keep leaving voicemails for their phone that remains unanswered ...
Writing Prompt: I'm Glad You Called
The person whom you or your character has been trying to talk to for ages finally answers the phone. Who is this person? Why were you or your character trying to track them down for so long? How does the phone conversation progress?
Post your response in the comments in 500 words or fewer.