Ripped From the Headlines
Write a scene or story inspired by one of these recent bizarre stories in the news:
Illinois Man, 81, Uses Antique Walking Stick to Beat Thieves
Metallic Monolith in Utah Vanishes Just as Mysteriously As It Appeared
Tourist Mails Back Stolen Roman Marble, Apologizes for Being 'An American A**hole'
Man in Taiwan Forced to Sell PS5 After Wife Discovers It Was Not an Air Purifier
Post your response (500 words or fewer) in the comments below.