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Hello! I'm Captain Jiggles

Unforeseen medical expenses arise, and you enter a bank to take out a loan. A bank teller explains that she has a "special new trainee" today who will help you in just a moment. Then a man in a full clown costume (wig, facepaint, oversized pants -- the works) comes out and says, "Hello! I'm Captain Jiggles, the new loan officer, and I would be happy to help you now." Write this scene.

Unforeseen medical expenses arise, and you enter a bank to take out a loan. A bank teller explains that she has a "special new trainee" today who will help you in just a moment. Then a man in a full clown costume (wig, facepaint, oversized pants -- the works) comes out and says, "Hello! I'm Captain Jiggles, the new loan officer, and I would be happy to help you now." Write this scene.

This prompt in honor of WD's own Chuck Sambuchino
seeing the release of his humor book today:
When Clowns Attack: A Survival Guide.
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