Good laugh on a Monday morning...
Take a look at The Futility Review. If you don't get a hoot out of this, you haven't been submitted submitting poetry often or long enough, or you haven't read many submission guidelines. (Along about March, when I'm getting twitchy from proofing too many listings or writing up new ones, all submission guidelines start looking like this to me.)
Thanks to C. Dale Young at Avoiding the Muse, where I first read about this.
--Nancy