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Wednesday Poetry Prompts: 277

How appropriate that today's post took a while to get on the site. I had already planned on providing an update on the 2014 April PAD Challenge results. They're coming, and I hope to have a final list in the next 10-14 days. Fingers crossed.

For today's prompt, write a malfunction poem. Yes, I changed today's originally planned prompt to fit today's circumstances. Sometimes you just gotta have that kind of flexibility. However, not everyone handles malfunction the same: some roll with the punches, some throw punches, some throw fits, some quit, some try again, and so on. Plus, there's any number of malfunctions out there: wardrobe malfunctions, mechanical malfunctions, and heck, I think many of my poems suffer a malfunction or three. Let's get at it.

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Here's my attempt at a Malfunction Poem:

"My Robot Brain"

"It's not fair," he says as he tosses
one more toy away. "None of them work."

And I can't help but quip, "Toys don't work;
they play," to which he merely tosses

an angry look my way. He tosses
another down and frowns, "Make it work."

So I pick it up, say, "I can't work;
I play." My robot brain, he tosses.

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Robert Lee Brewer is Senior Content Editor of the Writer’s Digest Writing Community and author of the poetry collection, Solving the World’s Problems (Press 53). He edits Poet’s Market, Writer’s Market, and Guide to Self-Publishing, in addition to writing a free weekly WritersMarket.com newsletter and poetry column for Writer’s Digest magazine.

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A former Poet Laureate of the Blogosphere, Robert has been a featured poet at events across the country and is married to poet Tammy Foster Brewer, who helps him keep track of their five little poets. He’s written and shared more than 600 original poems on this blog over the years.

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