Gnome Attack Roundup: We Sell Japanese Language Rights; Screenplay Being Written; "Attack of the Garden Gnomes" Marching Band Music Actually Freaking Exists

1. We sold Japanese rights to GNOMES! This is very exciting. We sold Italian language rights in mid-2010 but had lacked any good overseas news until this month. It was a nice bit of good news, because you make little sums of money for every territory you sell to overseas. Hopefully, it will sell to other countries, as well. (Come on, Germany!)
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It's been a while since I did any personal writing news, so here is an update of how things are going with my 2010 humor bookHow to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack. It's been about one year since the book came out, and there's been some interesting developments. Here's what's been going on. (And if you want to read more about the adventures of having a book published, read all the posts in the "My Writing Life" category. There I discuss what it's like to sell film rights, how I tracked my book sales, how book publicity works, and more.)

FUN UPDATES

1. We sold Japanese rights to GNOMES! This is very exciting. We sold Italian language rights in mid-2010 but had lacked any good overseas news until this month. It was a nice bit of good news, because you make little sums of money for every territory you sell to overseas. Hopefully, it will sell to other countries, as well. (Come on, Germany!)

2. The screenplay to my book is in the process of being written. It took a while, but the film option of the book is finally complete. And since its official completion about a month ago, a screenwriter has been contracted to take a crack at a script for my book. I can't wait to read it! It will likely be the most surreal experience yet!

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Look at this above. It's music you can buy. It's absolutely real. I never imagined garden gnome attacks in terms of marching band music, but someone did. You can buy it and hear it here.


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More Gnome news: To see all the news & reviews & coverage of my book, click on “My Writing Life” at the top of this post.

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