Writing Prompt: Turn Your E-Mail Into a Story for a Shot at Winning Books

The towers of swag books are teetering on my desk and WD co-workers are starting to throw nervous glances in my direction, so to prevent Death by Book and thank Promptly posters, it’s high time for a book giveaway.

Post a story (500 words or fewer) in response to today’s prompt any time between now and next Wednesday, and we’ll randomly draw a name to receive a slew of books, from writing how-tos to novels and general nonfiction.

If you’re having trouble with the captcha code sticking and can’t get your story to post, e-mail it to wdsubmissions@fwmedia.com with “Promptly” in the subject line, and I’ll make sure it gets up.

Now, back to editing, while preparing to sound the alarm should the structural integrity of the great book tower fail …

Open your e-mail and randomly choose the subject line of a message. Make that the first line of your story. Then, choose another subject line, and make that the last line of your story.

(Image: Germany’s “Walk of Ideas” by Lienhard Schulz [GFDL, CC-BY-SA-3.0CC-BY-2.5], via Wikimedia Commons.)

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  8. Tracy Whitt

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    Dr. Orza had handed her the dreaded diagnosis of cancer on a clipboard, as he exited the exam room. Soon after the death sentence had been issued, Maria heard of a Shaman practicing in Mexico who had renowned success with cancer patients, even those who were terminally ill.
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  9. Heather Johnson

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  16. Daniel Slyfield

    "The Voyeur"
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    Dale can be seen from the militant and cold park bench fronting an unmarked building on 21st between 6th and 7th. He’s up there, way up there. I can tell what he wants to do is not be up there. He’s twisting his chin to either side of his face. Rolling his pen around his knuckles.
    Oh, Dale. How did you ever make it out of bed this morning without a thought, the way you do every single weekday, and make it to work on time? We both know your wife is dead. We both know she died last night. While you were out picking up milk at 9:30 in the evening a younger man who needed the money more than you do got in your house and did his business.
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    Yes, honey, hello. Do you remember that sizable fish tank we spent all our vacation days filling with tap water?
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    I am planning on drowning myself in it at the conclusion of this call. You have mortally wounded me in my sleep with vile outbursts of derogatory slang and entreaties to fantasized lovers. I recognize the imperfection of things, and here is my infantile retort.
    Honey? Why are you talking like this? What are you talking about?
    Who are you now, Dale? How does the meeting make sense now, Dale? I’ll be going now. I think I filled my quota today. Once the train ride is through, I will report to my own boss and fill him in on the details of the day. More progress. 

  17. Ruth Knox

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  18. Carey Falter

    YOU MUST READ THIS….GREAT LAUGH FOR THE DAY! I am a stay at home mother with a charming 12-month-old son named Ian. I always changed his diaper after he wakes up because I know it is full. Yesterday morning I was on the phone with technical support for my printer. If you know how long it takes to talk to someone, you don’t get off the phone for anything short of an emergency. Anyway, in the middle of troubleshooting my printer, my son wakes up from his nap. I pick him up but can’t change him at that moment, so I decide to wait. Of course, Ian won’t be quiet unless I am holding him. I must have looked a sight! I had a baby on my hip, while cradling the phone on my shoulder and cleaning the printer ink head with the other. Not an easy task. I had just finished cleaning and was waiting for further instruction when I heard this splashing sound and felt a warm sensation all along my left hip and leg. Immediately I knew what had happened, Ian overfilled his diaper! Silly me thought I had time, I guess not. With no time to wonder how I was going to do it, I washed my hands of ink, changed his diaper and clothes, changed my clothes, cleaned the floor and got back to troubleshooting the printer in less than two minutes. The technician never suspected a thing and my tone never let on. It was a relief to know the part was broken and I still had eight days before my warranty expired. By the time I got off the phone I was no longer stressed. Shortly thereafter I received my email that read HP SHIPMENT Notification.

  19. Lily Elderkin

    “Chocolate cake with chocolate icing,” she told me decidedly.

    I looked at her with raised eyebrows. “Chocolate cake with chocolate icing? Really?”

    She giggled. “Yes! Now what does my dessert choice say about me?”

    “Alright.” I cleared my throat and read, in my best announcer voice, “Chocolate cake with chocolate icing: Sexy. Always willing to have fun and be adventurous. Very passionate and driven. Not afraid to take chances. Can appear to be cold but are delectable on the inside. Love to laugh. Never let life pass you by.”

    “Hmm.” She tapped her finger to her chin. “Well, sexy is definitely accurate.”

    I snorted, and she giggled again. “Okay, so maybe I’m not the biggest seductress in the world.”

    “Yeah. Let’s say that, why don’t we?”

    “Well, what are you?”

    “Angel food cake. I’m sweet and loving. Sometimes people think I’m immature and unable to handle things.”


    “Yeah, that’s not like me at all.”

    “So it’s official; our dessert choices say nothing about us.”


    We sat in companionable silence for a moment until she said, “So why did we take that test, anyway?”

    “I’m trying to get to know you. That’s what girls do, don’t they?”

    She looked at me sideways. “That’s right. When they’re scared to talk about the real stuff.”

    “You know, they never said chocolate cake was so perceptive.”

    She shrugged. “I’m really not. I just…like to read people.”

    I raised my eyebrows. “Well. Here’s some things you should know about me, now that we’re going from just college roommates to actual friends. Finally.”

    “Finally,” she agreed, undoubtedly thinking back to the awkward silences we’d shared in the first month of school.

    “I’m a virgin. Embarrassing, I know. I love my little brother more than anything in the world. I never thought I would make it to college.”

    “What’s your dearest ambition?”

    “I want to write a book.”

    And that’s what started the friendship.

    You know, I still have to thank her for this whole thing. I still have to write her into every acknowledgments section. I still have to hug her every time I see her and refuse to cut off contact, even after all these years.

    Because it’s thanks to her that I ever got that email from that agent.

    That email that started, “I finished your book.”


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