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    Wednesday Poetry Prompts: 205

    Categories: Poetry Prompts, Robert Lee Brewer's Poetic Asides Blog, What's New.

    Before we get into the prompt, I just want to share my big news: My debut full-length poetry collection, Solving the World’s Problems, is going to be published by Press 53! Click here to read an overly excited post about it.

    For today’s prompt, take the phrase “If I Were (Blank),” replace the blank with a word or phrase, make the new phrase the title of your poem, and then, write the poem. Possible titles might be: “If I Were Dreaming,” “If I Were Upset,” or “If I Were-wolf.” (Kinda stretching the boundaries a bit on that last one.) :)

    Here’s my attempt:

    “If I Were Happy”

    You’d know by the stars shooting around my head,
    my toes skimming the earth. I might smile an inch
    wider, maybe hum a song to myself. In fact, I might
    hop, skip, and jump–especially in puddles, because
    I find there’s nothing that bothers me (not public
    humiliation or wet socks) when I’m completely so.

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    110 Responses to Wednesday Poetry Prompts: 205

    1. Congrats, Robert!

      If I Were Bitter

      If I were bitter
      as you are
      a pill stuck
      in throat and no water,
      my words would speak gray

      choked smoke, broken spurts
      sputtering
      fits and starts,
      an old coal-stoked train winding
      down in exhaustion.

    2. Juanita Lewison-Snyder says:

      if i were but a violin
      by juanita lewison-snyder

      if i were but a violin
      i would streak my smoky notes across a darkening sky,
      stain the hearts of victims the color of blue algae
      flat against the vellum of earth’s musical script,
      then boomerang the romance back across this chin rest
      the same way maple first seduced acoustical catgut.

      © 2013 by Juanita Lewison-Snyder

    3. IF I WERE DARING

      I’d be like the ladies at Fitness
      class at the Senior Center
      on this gray, raw, scowling morning.
      There was Milly in a blouse of yellow
      roses, and Louise wearing swirls
      of bright orange-red-yellow fishes
      on her trousers, and Lenore with sun-
      flowers embroidered on her sweat-
      suit. Darleen came in a yellow-
      striped vest, bringing a bag of lemons
      from her front-yard tree. For warm-
      ups, they opened wide
      the venetian blinds and lo! last week’s
      sunshine leaped out and jumping-
      jacked around the room, and skipping
      across linoleum.
      And there was I in my army-
      surplus drab – as drab as the day
      I drove here, and not a smile
      about me, puckery
      without a zest of lemon.
      Could those old ladies teach
      me how to live?

    4. JRSimmang says:

      If I Were a Rich Man

      Tovald.
      He had it right,
      his life built on the tops of roofs,
      hands holding golden fiddles,
      and tradition.
      Tra-di-tion.
      Now,
      to be a rich man is to stare down the
      open maw of hungry vultures,
      to lick our wounds in a salt storm,
      to plunge into the icy depths
      and wait for the sun to rise.
      So, we change our definition.
      Rich to
      Wealthy to
      Middle Class to
      Smiling to
      Happy.
      To say that I am happy to truly
      say that I am rich.
      But, I’m not fooling anyone.
      And neither are you.
      I may be happy, but
      thanks to this new definition
      I can barely feed my family.
      I may be happy,
      but thanks to this new definition
      I can barely afford to smile.
      Does this make me rich?
      Does a smile purchase a gallon of milk
      and a loaf of bread?
      I work.
      And because I work
      I am rich.
      We have reached that point where
      just breathing costs us money.
      But, I’m still smiling.
      That should account for something, right?

    5. HuffmanHanni says:

      I brainstormed a few just for fun.

      If I Were a Pillow

      Your head is a baby
      Cradled gently.

      Goose down,
      Memory foam,
      Or ‘other’ stuffing.

      I capture your fright,
      Your lust,
      Your happiness,
      Your bizarre thoughts in the night.

      Trapped in my fill,
      You go about your day
      And feel
      Refreshed or tired,
      Energized or tried.

      Night after night you return
      Like a monogamous lover.

      Slip between the bed covers
      And let me cradle your head.

      If I Were a Cat

      Grasp and pull at the carpet till my nails are just right.
      Knead, purr, bump, and nuzzle you just right.
      Meow, whine until you feed me just right.
      Growl, hiss, swipe at the dog cuz he just isn’t right.

      If I Were a Tree

      My roots, shallow or deep,
      hold their ground.
      My branches and leaves keep
      you safe and sound.

      I bend like a stick of gum
      when the wind blows.
      But sometimes I’m not strong,
      and I vacate my hole.

    6. rustydude says:

      Congrats Robert!

      If I Were Able

      By David De Jong
      January 12, 2013

      If I were able, I would build a house
      Hewn logs and local quarry stone
      Warm with character to espouse
      Full beauty, reflected in you alone

      The sun would rise over the ocean
      Waves and sand would lick your toes
      The sun would set over the mountain
      Chasing bucks and frolicking does

      If I were able, I would build a rocket
      Take to the skies some afternoon
      Telescope camera in my pocket
      I’d fly up to a full summer moon

      I would look down and focus on you
      Snap a picture, surely quite-a-few
      You would be centered every view
      Because my world revolves around you

    7. JRSimmang says:

      Robert, excellent news, sir. Congratulations!

      If I Were Laughing
      I would still not make a sound.
      I know how much that angers you.
      But, you’re so cute when you’re angry.
      Your tired eyes.
      Your flush’ed cheek.
      Your trembling hands and lips.
      They remind me of a time long before our time
      where you used to raze me for being a slob.
      You used to scare me into the pit of a bubbling sauna.
      You used to grab me by the waist and squeeze so hard
      my spirit would transgress into the ether of the end of time.
      That was love, pure and simple, amazing and
      deadly.
      Where did your humor go?
      Your smile?
      Your laughter?
      Your belly that used to tighten and your
      nostrils that used to flare?
      It’s still funny,
      you and me,
      and it’s okay to laugh.

    8. tjholt says:

      Great work on new book.

      If I Were Rain

      I’d let my mood swing
      with distant thunder
      rumbling through the air,
      I’d pummel humanity below
      flaunting my ire,
      or with a gentle touch
      beneath a rainbow
      kiss the ground.

      If I were rain
      I would understand
      why lands are flooded
      or dearth of a parched earth.
      My goldilocks hair would fall
      perfectly across the land
      not too little, not too much,
      the right touch each time.

    9. sashagladb says:

      If I Were A Love Bug.

      If I were a Love Bug
      I’d spend my life looking for cuddle in the dark.
      I’d watch the stars that shine up bright
      And live my dreams in their light.
      I’d crawl so close to you, but off your sight,
      Would drink the smell of yours and fly…
      You’d never see me and only feel the warmth in dark
      And I’d be always there by your side
      If I were a Love Bug.

    10. shaykwiat says:

      IF I WERE

      If I were beloved
      by the very sands of time
      If I were a goddess free
      and all the world were mine
      If I could love forever
      and abundance were my dueIf I could offer just one heart
      I’d offer it to you.
      –Shayla kwiatkowski, 2013

    11. PSC in CT says:

      Woo hoo! Congrats on the upcoming publication, Robert! Best of luck!

      And here’s my response to the Wed prompt… a little late (appropriately).

      If I Were a Clock

      If
      I were a clock
      I’d run slow-
      ly, often arriving
      late to the party,
      ticking off Time.
      Forgetful,
      I’d chime in-
      termittently, miss-
      ing some of those
      quarters & halves.
      At times, I’d
      skip running
      altogether &
      it’s just possible
      (perhaps even likely)
      if I were a clock
      I’d just
      walk.

    12. Linda.H says:

      Haha. I like your last title suggestion: If I Were-Wolf. I just might steal that title and write to it.

      CONGRATULATIONS on the book! How exciting.

    13. cstewart says:

      If

      If I were a medicine,
      I would move like light to mend your wounds,
      The ones that have made your muscles knot
      And your forehead furrow.
      Wounds of love and disillusionment,
      Those fires half extinguished,
      Calling on you to make up scenarios and lies.

      If I could hold your head and hand
      Without you knowing,
      I would make all the pain and sorrow disappear,
      Like the small child that gets a kiss and it is better
      So simple and pleasurable -
      With soft tears brushed away,
      And a return to forgetfulness.

      1/9/13

    14. JWLaviguer says:

      If I Were to Forgive You

      If I were to forgive you
      would all the pain go away
      or would it fester like a bed sore
      itchy and red
      infected
      until it burst
      oozing pus
      stinking of death

      If I were to forgive you
      would you change
      or would you still be
      that same hurtful bitch
      vindictive
      cruel
      unaccountable
      for your own actions

      If I were to forgive you
      would I be able to move on
      never to think of you again
      live my life anew
      and for once be happy
      yes, I will choose wisely
      and forgive you.

    15. Misky says:

      PART II – IF I WERE A DOOR –

      Unhinged I’d be.
      Off centre, off kilter, listing
      a bit to the left, a bit screwy,
      toppling forward,
      swaying backward,
      tippy on my nose, and then
      slacky on my back.
      I’d see dragons in clouds,
      and galaxies in grass….And I’d
      hear shipping news in bird chirps,
      and grey static in your tears.
      If I were a door,
      I’d unquestionably be unhinged.

    16. PressOn says:

      IF I WERE BOLD

      Three words,
      littler than small,
      could express my full heart
      and depress my ambivalence
      thereof.

    17. If I Were A Musical Note

      I’d be trembling, soaring,
      quivering pulses to savor
      pleasing and alluring
      hemidemisemiquaver

      sometimes I’d be flat
      sometimes I’d be sharp
      sometimes I’d be quarter-toned
      played on sacred harp

      I might be triad, or could be dyad
      perhaps now microtonal
      maybe even wish I had
      clef’d crown to look coronal

      sometimes I’d be tied and slurred
      continuous and unbroken
      sometimes lurking ‘neath the lines
      dawdling till I’m awoken

      sometimes I’d be fine-tuned
      a Bartók pizzicato
      double-plus ambiguous
      a bouncing bowed spiccato

      sometimes I might transgress
      some ornamental hiss
      modify with finesse
      dynamic emphasis

      In the end I think you’ll find
      we transcend our hidden flaws
      after gathering in bars
      take my breath in silent pause

      © ~ Randy Bell ~ 2013

    18. PKP says:

      If I were not waiting for construction to be done

      If I were not waiting for construction to be done
      Then I might not be writing aimless poems one
      after another – to quiet uneasiness – just for fun

    19. PKP says:

      If I whirr

      If I whirr
      then I would
      be lifting
      on the rise
      of perfumed
      air
      If I whirr
      my velvet
      wings would
      spread and
      graze your cheek
      as you lied in
      perfumed grass writing
      poetry
      there

    20. PKP says:

      If I were a slug

      If I were a slug
      on the warm concrete
      I would move
      in mindful concentration
      slick with the luxury
      of my unhurried way

    21. PKP says:

      If I were my own mother

      I would live in silk
      slim and sure
      draped in confidence
      on saloned settees
      speaking with
      rounded vowels
      laughing with
      head tossed
      back and neck
      long and unlined
      eyes sparkling
      in the give and
      take of artist
      types of all
      sorts scattered
      about as satin
      pillows as sunslanted
      light danced
      through mullioned
      windows

    22. PKP says:

      If I were a woman worth rubies

      If I were a woman worth rubies
      I would scrub the floors until
      my knuckles bled and smile
      If I were a woman worth rubies
      I would listen to each syllable
      with rapt attention never drifting
      If I were a woman worth rubies
      I would use each scintilla of
      my intellect to further peace
      and compassion and under-
      standing among and between
      all on this spinning cerulean
      marble which we all share

      If I were a woman worth rubies
      I would scrub the floor of detritus
      until all was smooth and
      cool beneath my grounded
      feet and my knuckled blood
      fed the shimmer of rubies
      floating in sunlight

      If I were

    23. Domino says:

      Alone

      If I were alone
      I would laugh aloud
      and fling my arms out
      and dance down he hall.

      If I were alone
      I would sing silly songs
      as loud as I wanted
      and make up new lyrics
      as I went.

      If I were alone
      I would run outside in my bare feet
      and play in the grass
      and make daisy chains with
      the clover.

      If I were alone
      I would watch the sun cross
      the blue sky, or watch
      the clouds scamper by
      or watch the moon rise.

      But I’m not alone.

      And if you see my eyes
      twinkle
      every now and then
      maybe now you
      know
      why.

      Diana Terrill Clark

    24. If I Were You

      I would wish
      all your days be full
      of minutes
      sparkling bright
      as those about you
      find delight in you

      Jane Penland Hoover
      Poetic Asides: If I Were _______
      January 10, 2013

    25. If I Were Inspired

      the words would pour
      like water onto the page
      and no dam could contain
      the flow of thoughts,
      until the last syllable
      had dripped into place,
      marking the paper
      as well used.

    26. Ber says:

      If i were alone

      Would i hit my head against the wall
      would i walk and stand tall
      would i run and scream and hide
      where would i go

      Wishing those times we once had
      were still here
      wishing that you never crushed me
      to the bone
      once wishing those times away

      Waking up to yet another day
      waking up alone
      where have those happy days gone
      where have the memories slipped off to
      where has the laughter disappeared off to

      Once there was us
      only me and you
      now there is only a emptyness
      a gap that can never be filled
      knowing you can never return

      A stairway
      would bring me to you
      as i would climb each step
      happiness would fill me
      the kind i once knew

      So gather me up
      hold me strong
      teach me to understand
      just where i belong

      Hold me up
      don’t tie me down
      wishing you were here
      knowing deep inside
      your everywhere around

    27. Ber says:

      Congrats Robert well done and best of luck

    28. IF I WERE ANY MORE ME

      Were I any more me,
      Would that make me a we?
      And if I were three
      Would that make me a tri-
      o and if I were ze-
      ro I’d be absentee?
      No I think I’m still me
      To whatever degree.

    29. So very happy for you, Robert!! Congratulations!

      If I Were My Child

      I would hold my own hand,
      mosey along lily-pad pond, skip
      a day or two of (pre)occupation
      about being right, rock
      the boat, dab at my own
      fears, dabble in anything
      that pushed me away, listen
      for a dollar, then listen for nothing
      more than warmth
      of knowing love is the means,
      but not guaranteed.

    30. stepstep says:

      I don’t know what is wring with my computer. I posted my poem on January 9, 2103 at 11:52 pm; not the date and time that came out under my poem. LaSteph

    31. stepstep says:

      IF I WERE A SINGER

      If I were a singer
      I’d sing you a love song
      Express my gratitude in such a
      Melodious manner, raise my vocals
      To become a beautiful symphony.

      I’d offer my voice to you
      With a message so true
      With a song day and night
      My voice crisp and light
      Singing love to you.

      If I were a singer
      I’d connect each note fluidly
      With love so pure you would see
      It manifested deep within my soul
      And shone mightier than any stone
      Singing love to you.

      LaSteph

      Congrats to you, Robert on your success for your poetry manuscript.

    32. BDP says:

      Congrats on the book! I posted a rondel, but it didn’t go through. Thought I’d try to type a message here to see if it posts. I’m new to your blog, and look forward to reading your poetry.

    33. Congratulations, Robert! Keep us up to date…

      The better part of valor

      If I were you, I’d turn around –
      you’re crazy to ignore that sign
      emblazoned with the bold outline
      of a cow with horns. That faint sound

      of pounding hoofs should not astound
      you – but you better pay it mind,
      you’re crazy to ignore that sign!
      If I were you, I’d turn around

      and run for home before you’re found
      like a squirrel chased up a pine
      tree, yelling for help! Please don’t whine,
      this field could be a killing ground…
      If I were you, I’d turn around.

    34. PowerUnit says:

      If I were you
      I’d stick to sports
      Football is too risky
      Injury too sure
      Baseball is safest
      For an average person

      How about that Nixon?
      Running the country
      Into the dirt
      Look at his jowl vibrate
      In tune to the television static
      What is one to do?

      And if you don’t make it
      To the big leagues
      Whatever you do
      Don’t fall back on pool
      Sign up for business school
      That’s where the big money is
      If I were you

      A writer?
      Are you insane?
      The streets of New York
      Are full of them
      They wash dishes
      And sweep floors
      That’s all they can do
      Nixon doesn’t care
      About writers

      That’s what I would do
      If I were you

    35. RJ Clarken says:

      If I Were an Origami Artist

      “You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.” ~Mark Twain

      I make a fold or two, then bend
      this square of paper at a crease.
      This form of art is a release:
      creating helps me comprehend

      beginning, middle and the end,
      a gentle way of finding peace.
      This square of paper at a crease
      I make a fold or two, then bend.

      A simple act. It can transcend
      bright colors, patterns. This small piece
      of fiber is more than caprice…
      a paper swan’s what I intend.
      I make a fold or two, then bend.

      ###

    36. Congrats Robert! Very cool.

      If I Were Retired From Being a Caregiver

      I’d still care and I’d still give.
      I’d still work hard and I’d still be so busy
      I’d complain that I didn’t have enough
      time to do whatever I’d wanted to do.
      Like one of those little toys
      with spinning wheels set on a flat surface,
      off I go, no matter what direction.

    37. claudsy says:

      Robert, I can well understand your pride and enthusiasm. Congratulations!

      If I Were a Stone

      One
      Stone
      Laid bard
      To see stars
      Lighting night’s sky dark,
      With creation spread before me,
      I could see home and
      Know peace now
      Before
      Day
      Comes.

    38. Congratulations on your new book, Robert!

      If I Were an Eagle

      If I were an eagle,
      I’d angle my wings
      and slowly circle
      over the frozen lake,
      watching for an unwary
      rabbit venturing out
      across an unmarked
      patch of snow. I’d
      pass the cottonwood
      aerie where I was raised
      with my brother
      and not wonder where
      he had gone. I’d own
      the brittle blue winter
      sky and a bare branch
      with a hungry view.

    39. If I were a woman…

      …I know that I’d be
      miserable, thin,
      and perpetually hungry.

      Were I a girl,
      Then, every fourth week,
      I’d murder a whore
      and dump her in the creek.

      Should I call myself “lady”,
      I’d get a degree,
      then earn minimum wage
      as a secretary.

      Hypothetically female,
      I’d shop at the mall
      from open to close, for–
      WHOSE ASS IS THAT SMALL?

      If fate gave me Xs,
      I’d unwind at a bar,
      while the guys insist that
      I blow them in their car.

      As a feminine specimen,
      I’d wear a nice dress,
      and get tons of free drinks.
      …okay, that’s nice I guess.

      Were I a missus,
      I’d turn them away,
      I’d be a hard bitch,
      I’d care not what they say.

      The fairest of sexes,
      I’d see her walk in,
      a gal with long red hair and
      porcelain skin.

      If I didn’t dangle,
      I’d offer a stool,
      I’d tell her she’s gorgeous
      and try to act cool.

      If I were a woman,
      I’d kiss her and then,
      I’d take her and–
      Huh. I’m a lesbian.

    40. SharoninDallas says:

      Congratulations, Robert! That is such spectacular news!

      If I Were The Real Me

      If I were the real me. . .
      Would I see?
      Would the path be clear?
      Would the doubt disappear?
      Would I still be here?

      What would really change?
      What would I regain?

      Some days she’s here.
      If only she would remain.

    41. DestinySerene says:

      If I were in-love

      Id deny every heart flutter
      and hide every word stutter
      Id tell my self it isnt so
      But with every smile know it shows
      Id feel the lightness in my heart and head
      and the warmth in my cheecks as they grow red.
      If i were in-love id…

    42. De Jackson says:

      I know I said so on Facebook already, but CONGRATULATIONS, Robert! So awesome! :)

      .

      If I Were Really Here

      I would breathe this
      fire and blame
      the rain and
      soak the sunrise
      in by tiny sips,
      cast a smile with
      knowing lips and stand
      in one place long
      enough to listen.

      If I were bound
      by more than this
      fragile bark
      these broken limbs
      some quiet
      spark I would un
      -sleep
      and watch the sky
      unfold.

      And I would sell you
      all these secrets,
      half price,
      one by tumbled one.
      If I were really
      whole.

      .

    43. If

      If I were twenty years younger
      thinner
      smarter
      richer
      single
      childless
      unencumbered
      by the ties that bind me now

      I might take different paths,
      the road not taken,
      backpack across Europe
      study French, Italian
      take a class on gourmet cooking
      grow my hair out
      learn to plan a fiddle
      but despite the many times I’ve said,
      If only I could go back,
      knowing what I know now,

      I’d choose this life. I’d choose your love.

    44. JWLaviguer says:

      If I Were Like Everyone Else

      If I were like everyone else
      you couldn’t tell us apart
      you’d miss my sense of humor
      my shy smile

      If I were like everyone else
      You wouldn’t know me
      because I wouldn’t be unique
      the man you fell in love with

      If I were like everyone else
      life would be boring
      we wouldn’t get the same jokes
      or the puns we toss at each other

      If I were like everyone else
      maybe I’d still be there
      but I am my own person
      And I cannot be who I am not.

    45. Misky says:

      If I Were A Door –

      Unhinged I’d be. Every breeze
      and leaf and stranger that wandered
      by given free leave and entrance
      to my rooms and halls. I’d invite
      rainbows to enter through my bevelled
      glass, to dance on walls and polished floors,
      colours to marvel and adore. And I’d welcome
      in sunlight, bright as a summer noon,
      and stretch shadows long as mid-June days.
      If I were a door, I’d surely be unhinged.

      (c) 2013 ~ Misky

    46. Misky says:

      If I Were A Door –

      Unhinged I’d be. Every breeze
      and leaf and stranger that wandered
      by given free leave and entrance
      to my rooms and halls. I’d invite
      rainbows to enter through my bevelled
      glass, to dance on walls and polished floors,
      colours to marvel and adore. And I’d welcome
      in sunlight, bright as a summer noon,
      and stretch shadows long as mid-June days.
      If I were a door, I’d surely be unhinged.

      (c) 2013 ~ Misky

    47. PKP says:

      If I were younger still

      If I were younger still
      I would not fear the
      gray the silver in my
      hair – the peaks of
      delight and valleys
      of despair

      If I were younger still
      I would not fear the
      coming of the days when
      I would no longer be here
      or there

      If I were younger still
      I would savor each
      nectared drop
      not looking to the future
      but soaking in the present
      if I could – I would -
      I will

      For I am younger still
      than I will be get to be
      and vow to mindfully
      enjoy all that is now
      this younger than-ever
      I will be again be
      This youngest version
      of this day’s me…

    48. PKP says:

      If I were RLB

      If I were RLB
      I would be on a rooftop
      shouting lyrically
      to the wind, the sea
      and up to the stars above
      that the poetry that has filled
      me is now about to be shared
      in a published book with all my love….

      CONGRATULATIONS RLB

    49. IF I WERE ME

      If I were me,
      I’d be happy in my station
      this close to publication I could taste it,
      I wouldn’t waste it… the opportunity that is!
      Just the way it is…if I were me.

      If I were me,
      I’d be less afraid to sing my songs,
      you could all hum along if you don’t know
      the words. You know how it goes, you’ve heard
      it before. We’d do an encore… if I were me.

      If I were me,
      I’d be the man Mom and Dad had hoped,
      I would have coped better with illness and death,
      I’d save my breath as far as some people were concerned.
      And I’d have learned… if I were me.

      If I were me,
      my poems would be recited,
      I’d still love unrequited and hide it well,
      and I’d tell my daughters, they oughta be happy
      and steer clear of crappy situations… If I were me,

      I’d feel blessed by the friends I’ve made,
      have a poet parade and invite the masses,
      we’d hold classes on form and encouragement
      and take nourishment from our collective muse,
      That’s what I’d choose, if I were me!

    50. PKP says:

      As i wrote elsewhere -Congratulations – sweet paver of “The Street” …. Soooo well deserved – enjoy every pulse of excitement -will think of ways to publicize! Back later to post :)

    51. RJ Clarken says:

      Congrats, Robert! What awesome news!
      _________________________________

      If I Were A Dude

      If I were male, and not a girl,
      let’s put it this way: I might ‘get’
      a nickname or a sobriquet
      like Killer, Butch or Duke of Earl.

      Might be fun to give it a whirl…
      …but as a guy, I’d suck, I bet.
      Let’s put it this way: I might ‘get’,
      (if I were male, and not a girl,)

      the chance to burp and fart and hurl
      and never ever get upset.
      See, as a ‘Ms.’ I’m not there yet.
      I think my brain would go a-dirl*
      if I were male, and not a girl.

      ###
      *Dirl means tremble or quiver. Sorry for goofiness, but the rhyme just started and I had to go with it.

    52. pmwanken says:

      IF I WERE ABLE…
      (a shadorma)

      …to take your
      burdens upon me,
      I’d do so.
      If I were
      able to free you from pain,
      I would be happy.

    53. Jane Shlensky says:

      Robert, I’m happy for you and looking forward to solving a reading problem (winkwink).

      If I Had a Dollar

      For every time
      You’ve looked
      At me like that
      Kind warm eyes
      Knowing things
      Laughing some
      Loving anyway…
      Well, who’s
      Counting on
      More wealth
      Than that?

    54. If I Were You

      I’d lie to my face
      say I loved me when
      the time was right
      and hope for more
      than a kiss.

    55. barbara_y says:

      Way to go! No idea where you found the time to compile a book. Zounds, but you’re a busy fella!

      If I were
      good
      would goodness be enough, or
      would I wonder:
      if I were
      better?

    56. Congratulations, Robert… I can tell you’re happy & rightfully so. I can’t wait for it to be released!

    57. JWLaviguer says:

      Congrats, Robert!

      If I Were Granted Three Wishes

      Could I wish for more wishes?
      That would be my first question
      If that wasn’t possible
      then what’s the point?
      Or would the first wish be
      to have anything I want
      anytime
      anywhere
      the ability to travel through time
      as an observer
      neither seen nor heard
      or perhaps I could fly
      but not so high
      because I’m afraid of heights
      okay how about this
      I wish I wasn’t afraid of heights
      that’s a good one
      and yet just a tad selfish
      so I wish for you
      to be happy
      for all of us
      to live in peace
      no more hate
      no more hunger
      no more senseless violence
      I lost track
      of how many wishes I’ve used
      I hope I didn’t waste any
      I wish I could count
      Doh!

    58. Billie says:

      IF I were Stronger

      If I were an artist, I would paint you a picture.
      for you to understand
      You were like lemon drops
      you tasted so sweet. Yet, became so sour.

      If I had tissue I would stuff it in the holes of my broken heart.
      then I would tie shoe string around it.
      and If that didn’t work I would use the duck tape around my mouth.

      then I could speak. of it.
      I could if I were stronger.

    59. Heather H says:

      Wow. Congratulations, Robert!

    60. Misky says:

      Well done, Robert, on the publication of “Solving the World’s Problems”. Very exciting news!

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