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    2012 November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 13

    Categories: 2012 November PAD Chapbook Challenge, Poetry Prompts, Poets, Robert Lee Brewer's Poetic Asides Blog, What's New.

    Today is a Two-for-Tuesday prompt, and they both come from Michael Grove.

    Here are Mike’s prompts:

    1. Write a letter poem.
    2. Write a recipe poem.

    Robert’s attempt at a letter and recipe poem:

    “Dear Author”

    I regret to inform you
    a tablespoon of garlic
    powder is inferior
    to the same measurement of
    garlic salt. Try both. One tastes
    better, and you’ll know which dish.
    As for your “cookbook,” I’ll be
    returning it straight to your
    publisher with improvements.
    I’m sure you can buy my book,
    “The Better Cookbook,” next year.

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    107 Responses to 2012 November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 13

    1. Day 13
      Prompt: Letter or recipe poem

      Dear Children,
      I feel sad
      our holiday
      ended
      on a bitter note.
      No matter how
      modern composers
      tout & flaunt
      cacophony
      I want back the
      harmony.
      But maybe it was never
      really there
      in the first place?
      I pray your hearts heal
      toward one another
      and you make your peace
      in my lifetime.
      Love,
      your Mom

    2. PSC in CT says:

      Letter to Santa

      My dear Mr. C.,

      The little angels are fast asleep.
      Meet me at midnight
      by the milk & cookies
      (I’ll be the one in bathrobe
      and bunny slippers
      bearing 2 hot toddies &
      1 warm smile) and
      I will share with you
      my recipe for a very
      merry (ho ho ho) holiday.

      Love,
      Mrs. C.

      ps: Light the fire.

    3. filagreed frost
      her faded handwriting
      on old recipe cards

    4. Andy Brackett says:

      To my Daughter on her wedding day,

      I’m sorry I couldn’t be with you
      So this letter I give in lieu
      It contains a gift straight from the heart
      In hopes that you will never part
      Things I’ve learned, things you’ll see
      Instructions, or rules, a recipe!

      Always love each other, as you do this day
      Don’t work too hard, leave room for play
      Disagree when you must, but never fight
      And always, always kiss goodnight

      These simple rules I give to you
      Loves recipe for staying true
      When reading this please don’t be sad
      Forever and Always, I’ll be your Dad

    5. po says:

      Dear Mom,

      It’s been awhile since
      I’ve written you, perhaps
      a year or more. Overland

      passages flow like the rain
      through your garden.
      Summer blooms have gone.

      The sweetness of the valley
      no longer floats through
      the air. The many colors

      of the dahlias have lain
      their heads to rest.
      Winter in November

      and now your work
      is done. But in my
      heart your garden

      is blooming on and on.

    6. sonja j says:

      Fat Man’s Misery

      Next stop, the Devil’s Corncrib. As if
      the devil was one of the farmers you
      knew who sold his land to Wal-Mart,
      and every time you go buy cornflakes
      and bacon with your throw pillows, you
      think of him. Then again, how many of
      these guys have ever worked a cornfield?

      This is killing my mind. Even if you’re
      skinny, this is the moment when your
      wetsuit is pulled up over your face, arms
      alongside your ears in neoprene gauntlets.
      You know in a few moments your mouth
      will be free to breathe, but right now the
      panic bird is hot under your breastbone.

      Sometimes I dream that I am diving
      through a cat door, through a tunnel
      where I used to fit. This is probably just
      the sleep apnea talking, but I believe
      that if I can take a wave in the face
      and stifle my cough, then I can hold
      my hand in that goddamned box.

    7. Miss R. says:

      A Recipe for Insanity

      I suppose we should have known
      That you plus me was a recipe
      For insanity, but our explosive
      Expressions of friendship
      Seem to make the scales tip
      In the direction of sincerity,
      If you ask me. Sometimes
      Things get a bit messy,
      And I know I can be testy,
      But nothing’s been broken yet.
      It’s my bet that we’ll always
      Get things cleaned up, because
      That’s what friendship does;
      We take off our masks and
      Put on our gloves in jest,
      Because discussion’s the best
      Way to clear the air, and
      I love you so well I don’t care
      That you’re crazy sometimes,
      And you don’t mind that I
      Get grouchy without reason
      Or rhyme, and people think
      We’re both insane, because
      Undoubtedly you plus me
      Is the very best recipe for
      My favourite kind of insanity.

    8. Glory says:

      T

      Plum Cake
      (Day 13)

      If you like Plum Cake
      Do beware
      For unripe plums
      Can cause despair

      Be very careful
      With the flour
      Sift and sift but
      Don’t take an hour

      Add just a small
      Amount of sugar – hey
      Diabetics don’t
      Come out to play

      Mix in some
      Butter and lard
      I say, with fingers
      You have washed today.

      Now it’s time, throw
      In those plums
      All juicy ruby red
      Then off you go

      I’m doing the cooking
      For you – it’s time for bed.

    9. Glory says:

      The Letter
      (Day 13)

      It sits upon the table,
      the white closed letter
      as I contemplate,
      shall I, shan’t I, over and over
      until my mind gives in.

      My hand moves forward
      clutches at its white innocent
      outer coat to reveal within,
      then stops, fear feeding every pore.
      my hand stilled.

      Good or bad, the news it holds?
      Would I know? Or maybe live today
      and all my tomorrows with only
      the knowing it sits upon the table
      the white closed letter.

    10. Tracy Davidson says:

      I wrote this letter poem and then realised it probably wouldn’t mean anything to anyone outside the UK. But I’m posting it anyway! For those who don’t know who Jimmy Savile is, he was a very popular TV personality, presenter, DJ and charity campaigner for many years. He died last year and it’s only in the past few weeks that we’ve found out he was a serial abuser of children. It’s a national scandal at the moment, as it appears lots of people knew or suspected this, but allowed him to get away with it because of his celebrity status.

      Dear Jimmy

      I would like you to fix it for me
      that you never died,
      so you were still here
      to face the furore
      your evil perversions
      have stirred up.

      It sickens me to think how much
      I admired you as a child.

      I wrote to you once back then,
      was disappointed
      not to receive a reply.

      How relieved I am now
      that my letter went unanswered,
      that my innocence was never
      tainted by your presence.

      How my heart breaks
      for those countless children
      who weren’t so lucky.

      I bet you died with a smile
      on your face, laughing at how
      easily you got away with it,
      nearly half a century
      of abuse.

      Your country mourned when you died,
      remembered you with fondness
      and admiration.

      A year on, your country hates you.
      Even your own family
      dismantled your gravestone.

      If such a thing as Hell exists
      I hope you’re in it,
      hope you’re enduring
      the same pain and suffering
      you meted out to those
      too powerless to resist.

      May you never rest in peace.

    11. Recipe for an Expectant Grandparent

      Take a cup of happy surprise,
      add a dash of pride,
      add a tablespoon of ancestry
      and suggestions for baby names.

      Blend well, and pour
      into a heart-shaped pan.
      Put in a warm oven for several months.

      Meanwhile, stir together
      telling everyone you know,
      browsing baby shops,
      planning a shower,
      and nervous anticipation.

    12. zevd2001 says:

      WORD SALAD
      It’s easy enough as long as you can dream
      to stay away, be watchful as you scan
      following the images as efficiently when they pan
      across the universe, it’s mostly a scheme
      devised for nimble minds to fill up lines
      with letters forming words that describe what you see
      twisting and turning, grab them quickly, take them they are free
      examine them, project their meanings, study the signs

      they show you, meander, yes wander inside them, roll
      them about in your tongue with your eyes closed, watch the sight
      of how they fill your head, but be careful, they just might
      not be the ones you need. Go back again and call
      out for another combination, maybe a phrase
      that is formidable, but who knows, it could be the path,
      the beginning of what your pen records, like a swath
      cut through into a piñata with stuff to gaze.

      Don’t be embarrassed by this wealth, this mess
      gather it up as you take all the parts
      of a jigsaw puzzle, organize, as it starts
      to become, the details reveal themselves, then address
      how all the colors of this picture come to seek
      not what a painter paints, or camera shoots
      this is a seed that you plant in grey matter, boots
      the information in lines, the language that poems speak.

      Zev Davis

    13. Recipe

      I wanted to come up with something
      like a formula, to describe who you
      are, or denote my favorite attributes,
      the ones only you possess in perfect
      amounts that complement me and all
      my random little foibles. The closest
      I could come to anything like that
      formula was less definitive than what
      I initially had in mind, but somehow,
      it fit you better than I expected. Here
      goes nothing: One part faith. One part
      courtesy. One part respect. One part
      that look you get on your face when
      you watch me walk down the stairs
      and into your arms in my night-on-
      -the-town best. One part the look in
      your eyes when I tell you that, with
      or without your permission, we’ve
      made a miracle, one that will squall
      its wet, squirmy way into the world
      in about nine months and captivate
      you in ways that even I never could,
      and I won’t even be jealous when I
      watch you jealously cuddle that
      bundle close. One part trust. One
      part independence—just so you know
      that you don’t need to lean on me
      to bolster yourself up because you
      have other people to prop up your
      self-esteem when it falters. One part
      the security I feel, not when you
      draw me into your arms and hold me
      close but when you clasp my hands
      and bow your head to pray for us,
      the assurance that I don’t have to be
      your higher power. Mix well, and
      serve with affection and laughter.

    14. Jane Shlensky says:

      Recipe for Rest

      Put the soothing music on.
      Nestle chocolates two by two.
      Strawberries or berry scones
      Grapes and cheeses ought to do.

      Pour a glass of wine and there
      Pick up that book you long to read
      Clear the cats out of your chair
      Your heart and mind you still must feed.

      Turn off your phone and take your seat.
      Inhale, exhale, take sip, feel blessed.
      Just tuck that blanket ‘round your feet,
      It’s time to bake a batch of rest.

    15. Poetics Aside November Challenge – Day 13
      Write a letter
      Write a recipe

      Worth Another Shot

      Dear Ms. Erable,

      I was distressed to learn that your recipe attempt
      did not go well. However, in looking over the
      ingredients and the order in which they were
      blended together, I did find some errors which
      may be causing your final product to fail.

      To begin, you left out compassion which is a
      vital ingredient for success. In placing sexual
      fulfillment first, you have neglected the art
      of conversation and communication. Sense
      of humor was used correctly, as well as love.

      I suggest you give this recipe a second chance
      and please do let me know the outcome.

      Yours truly,

      Mr. Wright

    16. Dear Santa…

      As a poet I’ve been nice.
      As a human I’ve been naughty.
      Since I’ve made your list twice
      and I’m not the slightest bit wordy,
      I think
      ONE present should suffice…
      perhaps two… maybe… forty?

    17. Mike Bayles says:

      To the Baker

      Dear Baker,

      Don’t to forget the filling in the pie.
      Whether it’s chocolate, pumpkin, or apple,
      what’s beneath the surface is what’s important.
      Be sure to bake it well,
      so the crust is flaky.
      The crust will draw attention
      to your creation,
      but remember what matters
      is the first bite
      and the taste of what you have put inside.
      Be sure to dress well for the occasion,
      and wear a big smile,
      but what makes the holiday special
      is what you hold in your heart.

    18. Rorybore says:

      Fantastic Prompt!

      posted on my blog today see it HERE

      Great work everyone!

    19. sonja j says:

      Tassajara Life

      There is no single recipe.

      You grew up sailing, attended a boys’ academy,
      and breathed in your mother’s cigarette smoke.
      You went to Hebrew school and became Bat Mitzvah.
      They fed you bagels and lox, bananas, horseradish,
      hot cocoa with peppermint schnapps, asparagus.

      I lived in a crumbling farmhouse, stacked firewood,
      fed the chickens, skied, read books to teach myself.
      I took care of my sisters. I ate only two slices of the
      weekly pizza, rutabagas, green corn in July, plattar
      with lingonberries, but I would never touch lutefisk.

      Now the children – one can scarcely find his own socks.
      Cats adore him, machines seize up when he comes near.
      We always finds him underwater. Every day, for lunch,
      he has a cheese sandwich and a clementine. We feed
      him kale and garlic, pomegranates, avocados and tea.

      Another ice skates, reads lying on her back, jumps off
      cliffs and waterfalls. She laughs with other girls, cries
      when she’s angry, looks impassive when afraid. She
      loves pasta, lamb chops and clam chowder. We give
      her beets, sautéed spinach, and champagne mangoes.

      The youngest plays violin, cooks pancakes on Sunday.
      He build switches and radios, memorizes lists, listens
      to German songs he can’t understand. He is allergic
      to apples but eats them anyway, loves cucumbers. We
      serve him meatballs, lentil soup and vanilla ice cream.

      It doesn’t really matter how you make it –
      just so long as you nourish the person.

    20. A POEM

      This is a poem about “A”
      The beginning: the start.
      The very heart of the Alphabet
      About as authentic as “a” can get.
      Always aware, alert and adroit,
      answers to no one, always polite.
      Apologetic, apoplectic, agreeable,
      amiable and acceptable.
      Anonymous, and amorous
      an additional plus. This poem
      has been brought to you
      by the letter “A”.
      A letter poem.

    21. The Tin Man Interview

      Yes sir.
      It is true I am an empty tin can
      as you so amply demonstrated
      with the palm of your hand.
      But I assure you that means
      I am only more open to others
      experiences and emotions.
      Well, it is hard to tell because
      this hard outer shell
      does keep me from showing all that
      I feel
      but it does give me backbone,
      so to speak,
      and keeps me
      being me.
      Yes sir,
      my ax is very sharp
      and at times I did
      and do rust up
      with fear, anger, uncertainty.
      But I am easily brought back
      with compassion
      and love.
      Yes,
      I am often frozen
      mid-swing
      and especially when I was younger
      I found there were times
      when I could not stop the swing
      once I was brought back.
      Yes,
      of course I knew
      there were always those
      who knew how
      to use this
      against me.

    22. shellaysm says:

      “Dear Hannah” (Rispetto Poem)

      From birth’s first breath, you opened eyes to life’s joy
      Love beams from your soul, sunshine within a heart
      At times I chuckle, a mirrored face so coy
      No matter the distance, we’re never apart
      Each summer adds a year being my daughter
      Still wish I could shelter you from rough water
      I know life’s lessons in time you too will learn
      For you, dear Hannah, boundless pride grows in turn!

      “Hannah Pie Dough”

      In large bowl, mix together
      one part each of the following:

      Pianist of six years and counting,
      Budding old-fashioned cook,
      Gourmet cupcake baker,
      Possibly Lucille Ball’s biggest fan–ever,
      Flag-twirler in the marching band,
      Distinguished honor roll student,
      Anthology-published poet,
      Reading Olympian,
      Alto in the middle school chorus,
      List-making planner,
      Trustworthy, considerate, giving,
      Compassionate, helpful, silly girl,
      Hugger extraordinaire

      Pour mixture into a 12-year-old mold
      Watch the dough rise overnight

    23. posmic says:

      Dear Sir or Madam:

      I would like to complain to you about so many things,
      like the sunlight that still butters the edges of leaves,
      some of which are still green. It’s November; if
      everything is going to die, I would rather it be soon.
      For weeks, I’ve braced myself for it, and yet, I still
      see a flower here and there, hanging in, and its
      unwinnable fight hurts me more than if it would
      just die already, so I could mourn a little, move on,
      make myself ready for ho ho ho’s and the exchange
      of good cheer. It takes me a while to make myself
      feel that, you know, though eventually I do, at least
      a little, even in the worst of years. I am not unmoved
      by public sentiment, no matter how frothed it is by
      advertisers, manufacturers of things. I like things
      as much as the next person, maybe more, and I can’t
      lie: I especially like things that are not necessary, ones
      that are apple-heavy in my palm and make their own
      starlight. I would like the world to turn a little, all of us
      to suffer now in darkness and cold, because winter
      can’t end before it begins. This anticipation, it’s like
      waiting for a blood test, sitting there in an awful room
      with a TV you can’t turn off (there’s a handwritten
      card that says so, in Sharpie, no less—it’s permanent,
      you know), and you can’t imagine that your name will
      ever be called, the test ever be done, your blood
      remaking itself before you even get up to go home.
      You can’t imagine home, not when all of you is
      wrapped up in dread, suspended animation.
      It’s like that, dear sir or madam.
      That’s just what it’s like.

    24. Michael Grove says:

      Baby

      Sometimes I can’t find the words
      to tell you how I feel.
      I know I love you dearly.
      You know that this is real.

      I’ll write it in a letter,
      I’ll post it on your wall,
      a message in a bottle.
      I’m giving this my all.

      We both know we’re in this
      and my feelings are all true.
      Let me tell you one more time.
      Baby, I love you.

      By Michael Grove

    25. DanielAri says:

      Like the prompt, Mike!
      Here’s my left-handed letter:

      http://imunuri.blogspot.com/2012/11/on-other-hand.html

    26. foodpoet says:

      really a minor irritation but I could not resist

      Dear writers digest, so

      You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.
      Okay. So now I have to write each day and
      Uselessly try to post.

      Aargh.
      Really, write post repost
      Each day. Fight for

      Poetic prompt time
      Only to get You are posting comments too quickly.
      Slow down.
      Too quickly I give up and think
      I can quickly write another day.
      Nothing comes to mind then I write a thought away.
      Grasping at an elusive idea.

      Too quickly mind over matter.
      Ouch.
      Okay.

      Quickly pick up pen and post on forum – hmm where is the forum?
      Until
      I plot to post until I can be read yeah.
      Come and see my brilliance and preservence.
      Keep on penning posting and posting.
      Loiter and post instead of writing.
      Yester day is done and I wait tomorrows.

      Slow down
      Laughing at this
      Only letters I now don’t write only emails
      Well glad this is

      Done.
      Only it’s not.
      Welcome all
      New posts.

    27. JRSimmang says:

      Dearest __________________,
      1 Pinch
      no more than a square inch,
      just inside the arm
      where the soft flesh meets the shoulder.
      You made me then,
      no more than just a lump of dough,
      into a pleading gingerbread man.
      I should have seen it coming; that
      1 dash
      out the door
      the night before we each kneaded another; that
      1 dry ingredient
      that we could never reconsitute.
      You licked my fingers clean
      while I slowly simmered in my own juices.
      1 twist of the knife.
      Consume the leftovers.

    28. Maurie says:

      Sharing Dilemma

      Dear Carol,
      Attached please fine my persimmon
      pudding recipe you have so long coveted.
      Accept my apologies for what, may appear
      to be, well placed smudges and stains,
      covering quantities for sugar, salt, and persimmons.
      They are the result of long
      term use, nothing else. I’ve become
      accustomed to adding these quantities
      by color and taste. Hopefully, you can too.
      Enjoy,
      Sue
      P.S. Please don’t serve this dish at our next
      book club meeting.

    29. Ann M says:

      recipe for disaster

      houses on the sand
      tropical winds
      electrical lines above ground
      cars that require gasoline
      high tides
      millions of people
      rain
      full moon
      subway tunnels on an island
      disbelief that the worst can happen
      large trees next to houses
      bridges between sand bars
      roller coasters on the beach
      high-rise apartments with old boilers at sea level
      disbelief in climate change
      only so many power company workers
      sand dunes that can’t stop waves
      a rising sea
      sinking land
      storm

    30. Dear Me

      Hello, dear me, ten years from now.
      You are now sixty-four.
      How is two thousand twenty-two?
      I wonder what’s in store.

      Has all your hair turned gray or white?
      And did you lose some weight?
      What is your daily schedule like?
      Do you still stay up late?

      Do you finally have an empty nest?
      Did hubby leave his job?
      Is your house all spic and span?
      Or are you now a slob?

      How is your lovely daughter, now?
      And has she met her prince?
      Did God answer this prayer of mine,
      Are you a grandma since?

      Your son is almost thirty-eight,
      Did he grow to be a man?
      Does he have family and job?
      Or he’s like Peter Pan?

      Are you still writing every day?
      Or are you finally though?
      And did you take up carpentry
      like I so threatened to?

      Did you take an Alaskan cruise?
      And see the Island state?
      If so, you’ve seen all fifty now,
      Not just the forty-eight.

      Did you spend money and your time
      In ways that are worthwhile?
      And most of all, did you do things
      That made your Father smile?

    31. pmwanken says:

      This is an older poem, but, on the heels of Veterans Day I thought it would be appropriate to repost it here…a soldier, writing home…

      RESILIENT

      aching from loss
      vision blurred by thirst for revenge
      blood, thrumming in his ears

      in animated whispers
      he wonders aloud,
      to no one in particular:

      Did they train us for this?

      surrounded on the hillsides
      he begins scribbling words
      he hopes will sustain her:

      You are resilient…

    32. RobHalpin says:

      My Favorite Recipe

      a pinch, a rub, a dash, a sprinkling
      turn up the heat and give me hot, Love
      you’ll like this dish, I’ve got an inlking
      a pinch, a rub, a dash, a sprinkling,
      the fire there in your eye’s a-twinkling
      tasting flesh you can’t get enough of
      a pinch, a rub, a dash, a sprinkling,
      turn up the heat and give me hot love

    33. I’ll be so delighted if you want to read my post from yesterday on the blog you reach when pressing my name here.
      I especially hope Claudette, Janet Martin and Vivienne Blake do so – that is if you haven’t done so already.
      My today’s poem is also there for Poetic Asides’ readers. You’ll find it on the notice board; scroll down until you find “A RECIPE FOR MY SON.”
      And thank you everyone! I enjoyed all the poems here. Mariya, I share Misk’s comment.

    34. barbara_y says:

      Recipe that never disappoints

      Find bread
      (may substitute: crackers,
      minute rice, noodles, spaghetti,
      instant mashed potatoes)
      Heat to preference.
      Add butter
      (may substitute: any butter
      substitute, peanut butter–yes–
      mayo, olive oil, jelly–yes, even
      on potatoes, don’t knock it–
      Nutella, ketchup, salsa, mustard)
      Consume.

    35. Yolee says:

      Dearest You

      Nineteen years. I certainly didn’t perceive the timetable when I first looked you over,
      but then the future was an unattended diary with an inexpensive lock. Now we own
      brass, looped fingers, nickel faces, knock-before-you-enter unlocked locks,
      as well as little locks inside kisses with good that opens to morning, night,
      and bye. Part of my existence rocks the big chair in your heart; you travel
      through mine like signatures on many pages that mortgage ideals, trouble
      and a grand promise at the end of semi-spent youth. But we acquired love,
      didn’t we? At least we own its homemade disappointments, joys, tragedies,
      triumphs and depths of territories we’ve yet to unearth. We birthed children
      that desperately need their own security devices but come back often, inserting
      the key that leads to home-base because they miss the diamond, the grass
      and the ether of our tierra. It seems absurd, the culmination of these years.
      Truly, dry and wet moments clap us together mostly with minute to minute hands.

      Love, Me

      ““““““““““

      Kindness
      Altruism
      Cheerfulness

      Homelessness
      Hunger
      Helplessness

      Warm up the second list and blend with raw ingredients of the first within the bowl of you heart.

    36. Dear Knucklehead,

      Of course your sister-in-law
      should not have put your
      birthday present on eBay
      And it is indeed a bad
      sign that your husband
      has a secret bank account
      in the Cayman Islands.

      You might want to talk to a
      qualified physician about
      those nosebleeds and fainting spells
      Texting while driving is inexcusable
      even in parking lots – stand your ground
      And no, you don’t have to
      be a swinger at your age.

      I will hold my tongue concerning
      your attitude towards your
      son’s preference in clothing, except
      to say you know what you need
      to do: don’t blow this one.
      And finally, it’s only a
      set of dishes – get over it.

      Sincerely,

    37. PUPPY FORMULA

      1 can evap milk, 4 oz yogurt, 4 egg yolks, 2 tbsp
      liquid vitamins. Mix in blender. Warm to body temp.
      Pour into a big syringe with feeding-tube. Here
      it gets a bit tricky; get someone to show you how.
      See how much tube it takes to go all the way down
      into the pup’s stomach; this is important. Cradle
      the pup in your hands, very gently insert tube, and
      slowly very slowly press the plunger. Remember
      Q-Tip? little girl-pup who never opened her right
      eye? Tube-fed twice a day for weeks. She followed
      us everywhere; never took the focus of her one good
      eye away from us. Everyone who came to look at
      puppies wanted her. But there was only one Q-Tip.

    38. barbara_y says:

      Note to self as if Self were a friend who died young

      I love you.
      you should love yourself.
      Easy for me to say? Maybe
      maybe easy to say,
      hard to do,
      but love, what is it, after all? It’s no more than
      what you allow yourself.
      Did you love that old shirt
      that never did a thing to deserve love,
      or the dog, the stinking dog? Did you
      love rum, or only the anesthesia? Did
      you love the oblivion? Did you want, really, to die?
      Or did you only want to be
      loved like an old shirt, or stinking dog?

    39. julie e. says:

      RECIPE FOR FRIENDSHIP

      Pour 1 cup of your words into a bowl
      add 2 cups listening and stir
      locate your missing grace
      sprinkle liberally,
      pour into pan.
      Bake, cool,
      frost thickly with patience,
      and enjoy a longer friendship.

    40. JOHN DEERE LETTER

      Dear John,

      I hope this letter finds you well.
      You said war was hell, and I can tell
      it is wearing on you. And it’s true
      it’s been a few weeks since I wrote you,
      it WAS something you said. I would quote you,
      but then I’d be guilty of your same crime.
      There is someone else this time.
      He’s younger and more handsome,
      has more stamina and agility
      and a unique ability to finish the job
      in half the time as you.
      He has a 21 inch span,
      and the man knows how to use it.
      I do not abuse it, but I choose it
      sometimes three times a week.
      Oh, how that boy can mow!
      That is why I’m selling your green
      and yellow tractor. Please don’t be mad,
      but it’s for the best. Glad I got
      that off my chest. Signed, Louise.

    41. pmwanken says:

      Naughty or Nice?
      (a shadorma)

      Dear Santa:
      You know I’ve been good.
      No—really!
      (Stop laughing.)
      Oookaaay, I’ll try harder next
      year for the “nice” list.

    42. Domino says:

      A Pinch of Cayenne

      Darling,

      I know you mean well,
      but sometimes I wonder if you realize
      just what a hot pepper you have
      in me.

      Don’t think this is a complaint,
      exactly,
      but sometimes a girl needs
      a little more spice,
      a little more fire,
      a little more hachachacha.

      Recipe:
      you and me
      fireplace,
      glass of wine,
      and a bear skin (bare skin?) rug,
      tonight after the kids are asleep.

      What do you say?

      Your loving wife,

      Cayenne

    43. Glory says:

      can’t post any poems have tried and tried – Glory

    44. julie e. says:

      Dear Used-to-be-a-friend:

      There was a time you wanted
      for us to hang around,
      we talked and talked for hours
      a listening ear you’d found.
      But when I asked a question
      I’m not sure what you heard,
      it wasn’t what you wanted–
      it’s plain that’s what occurred.
      You called me several names then,
      “sarcastic” “mean” and “rude.”
      I’d never had a friend with
      such a “bad”ittude.
      You took my ear for granted,
      you took up lots of time
      I guess I was your therapist
      who never made a dime.

      (You’ll be getting my bill shortly.)

    45. Marjory MT says:

      13 LETTER Haibum – Many interesting responses to fun prompt, Thanks Mike

      John, your letter was a surprise. Yes, I do remember those candle light dinners for two, dancing to romantic tunes, mountain hikes, pausing by clear pools. A bon fire on a hidden beach with waves lapping at our feet. Hay rides under a harvest moon. Yes, I remember snowball battles, hot chocolate by wood fires. Study dated without study, weekend ball games cheering on our team, victory dances and parades. I do remember “look-out point” …. promises made.

      You left, I waited,
      been wife and mom for ten years,
      I’ll just say. “Dear John….”

      1-2-3-4-5-6

    46. Dear Dad,

      You never were
      much for writing
      so I never wrote
      you a letter.
      You and I
      always knew
      each other
      best through
      landscapes,
      pigments, brushes,
      lenses, captured
      hours, minutes,
      and seconds
      that will never
      come back
      but could be
      relived again
      and again
      through transparencies
      or stacked paintings
      in a closet.
      I write to you
      now, looking
      down at your
      hands, freckled
      and funny
      as a write this,
      and later,
      when Alden
      and I take
      pictures of winter
      deer, you will
      be shooting with us

      As always,
      Linda

    47. Take Two…no, Three…no, Four…no, Five…

      Wow. I posted on my first attempt above!

    48. Try #1:

      How many attempts are others making, generally, in order to post here?

    49. RJ Clarken says:

      Letter to My Younger Self

      To say that things will never be
      as you expect? Oh, too easy.
      No millionaire. No famous star.
      But you’ll be great just as you are.

      Talents you might now ignore
      are just a hint at what’s in store
      for you. Aim high and set the bar
      ‘cause you’ll be great just as you are.

      The road is bumpy in some parts
      but you’ll achieve in fits and starts.
      Wear proudly every battle scar.
      See, you’ll be great just as you are.

      And don’t forget, time wounds all heels.
      (Just kidding, younger self.) Ideals –
      please hold them close and you’ll go far.
      Yes, you’ll be great just as you are.

      (One more thing I’d like to mention:
      Don’t date Don. Heart break prevention.)

      ###

    50. The Wired Journal says:

      Part one letter poem

      Dear owner,
      Hello there owner of mine
      It’s me your little brown pocket hugger
      Folded so neatly in the pouch of your jeans
      So thin weak and feeble with no green to eat
      I’ve nothing to feed you again this rainy day
      I know you’re hungry and that’s a shame
      But the rain would not let us work today
      It’s not my fault I’m sure you know
      And for whatever its worth I want you to know
      That I’ll be hungry too if things don’t change
      Like you I fear the coming winter days
      I’m tired of being empty I’m sorry to say
      But maybe it’s time for a career change
      Can you make some money for me to hold
      Writing on rainy dreary winter days
      Feed me with your writing if you can
      Feed me in any which way you think you can
      Feed me feed me somehow today
      For I’m so famished and so empty
      On this rainy dreary day

    51. DAHutchison says:

      Gingerbread House

      A gingerbread house, thick with paste,
      Will hold its shape, but not its taste,
      But make it a more scrumptious way,
      The walls and shutters melt away,
      One for looks and one for food?
      Gifting either would be rude!
      Form and function never meet.
      Who thought up this Christmas treat?

    52. claudsy says:

      You’ve all written so well this morning to this prompt. Thanks, Mike, for the challenge to my tired brain. Here’s my attempt to fill the order.

      Dear YouTube,

      Because of you,
      I went to the movies
      Last night; scores filled
      Waiting ears, mind, and memory.
      Because of you, my emotions
      Did a roller-coaster
      Dance in time.

      Because of you,
      I became young again,
      Seeing those places left behind
      That mattered back then, forgotten til now.
      Because of you I cried, I laughed,
      Revisited who I was
      Before you came.

      A Garden’s Recipe

      A garden works
      As a stew pot;
      Small ingredients
      Brought together
      In time to meld
      For enjoyment,
      Prosperity,
      Lasting flavors;
      Desire begins,
      Planning ensues,
      Tending wins out,
      And then—harvest.
      So few additions
      To create such
      A pleasant life.

    53. Michael Grove says:

      I hope you are enjoying this prompt. I’m finding it difficult to write until later in the day due to my increased work schedule. I’ll be back later with a new one. Here is an older one for now.

      Recipe for Togetherness

      Never, ever rush this special mixture.
      Spend the proper time to gain insight.
      Everything worth having is worth waiting for.
      Take all special cares and get it right.

      Start with two who truly share some common goals.
      Spare the melodrama and white lies.
      Add a dash of romance more than every now and then.
      Fold in great compassion, strain the cries.

      Stir in more desire than you’ve ever felt before.
      Blend with commitment bound by trust.
      Knead gently all those regions which you caringly explore.
      Set aside the coarseness of the crust.

      A cup of compromise will help the texture.
      Add a dash of hope for better days.
      Combine with inner peace that comes from sharing everything.
      Soften up the hard shell for the glaze.

      A pinch of passion helps you thru the hard times.
      Mix in some fun and games to quench your thirst.
      Divide the daily tasks up so that neither’s overwhelmed.
      Add a can of kindness, drain well first.

      Simmer down whenever anger blocks out logic.
      Remove from heat all doubts that make things bitter.
      Prepare for understanding all so no one feels alone.
      Let stand ’till thickened, never be a quitter.

      Spoon on monogamy so thick, spread smoothly for the future.
      Baste in iconic feasts of bread and wine.
      Top it off with some affection pure and sprinkle tenderness.
      Serve warm with hearts of gold and love divine.

      by Michael Grove

    54. LITERACY du JOUR

      Begin with a student eager to learn
      add in a teacher with resources galore
      sprinkle with lessons for which they earn
      to have speaking and writing and reading and more
      Ever so slowly, let it all stew
      stirring and mixing and blending it for
      a wonderful magical linguistic brew

      DEAR TEACHER

      Thank you for teaching
      me to think
      about the words that
      I learn
      so that I can
      use them
      like money
      at the store of Life.

    55. RECIPE FOR INSANITY: PART 2

      Write a poem.
      go to submit it
      to the P-A-D,
      press “Post Comments”
      over and over,
      expect different results.

      Repeat.

      Write a poem.
      go to submit it
      to the P-A-D,
      press “Post Comments”
      over and over,
      expect different results.

      Repeat.

      Write a poem.
      go to submit it
      to the P-A-D,
      press “Post Comments”
      over and over,
      expect different results.

      Repeat…

      • Hannah says:

        Strangely, when I posted today it was the first time that it went through on the first try! Go figure and just below this! :)

      • Technology is grand, Walt….when it works! Thank you for putting our frustrations into verse. :-)

        • elishevasmom says:

          Walt, absolutely brilliant!
          Here is my shot at a two-fer.

          NOTE TO SELF

          If you are reading this,
          clearly you have yet to learn

          the art (or importance)
          of the stand-alone recipe.

          But as you have found this missive,
          you must now find the fortitude

          to push ahead.
          The trick is to take crumbs

          from the unsuccessful efforts
          and to spread them before you

          like clues—each having its own flavor.
          The problem lies in saving

          too much failure—it’s bitterness
          overpowers the rest,

          resulting in a dish
          fit for the chopping block

          of even the most lenient of
          culinary critics.

          But, since you are reading this,
          there is hope.

          ***How to Make Any Good Stand-Alone Sauce***

          Start with simple ingredients:
          equal parts of esteem, good and self.

          With out these basic staples, no
          recipe stands a chance.

          Mix these until smooth and
          fully blended.

          Now, add equal portions of
          intent and direction,

          continuing to beat until
          all doubt has been removed.

          Take the vial of reserve energy,
          (almost forgot you had that, huh?)

          and add it gradually, mixing
          thoroughly as you go.

          Once you have these all whipped up
          you are almost through.

          Fold in a few pinches of
          attitude according to taste—

          savory, sweet, salt or spicy.
          This modus operandi is

          guaranteed to create a personality
          that can contribute flavor and

          substance to any group effort,
          and yet stand comfortably

          on its own.
          And since you are reading this

          you know that you wrote it
          and it works pretty well.

          Ellen Knight

    56. RECIPE FOR INSANITY

      Do the same thing,
      over and over,
      expect different results.

      Repeat.

      Do the same thing,
      over and over,
      expect different results.

      Repeat.

      Do the same thing,
      over and over,
      expect different results.

      Repeat….

    57. Dear Poet,

      Apology for lateness
      worry hard a week now
      this one sick—
      dealing Poem bugs too long.

      Give folks a chance to keep
      everything Today
      Before I do.

      Keep everything Today
      and soon try Poem long.

      Today.
      A chance.

      Written after Robert Brewer and the Chance Poets.
      Anti-Dadaistic
      (Thanks, Robert, for inadvertently sharing your words)

      ***

      “Lost recipe Found”

      Ingredients:

      1 mom
      2 daughters
      3 sons

      Glaze with Psalm 1
      and a bit of fun
      salted lightly with the earth.

      Yield: One prayer

      ***

    58. jared davidavich says:

      recipe for progress

      eager eyes across the world
      focus in on the Western strategy
      for progress, measured in success
      against [mostly] themselves,
      in an effort to compete;
      trying to achieve the American dream
      despite the irony…
      and systemic limits…
      and deterministic warnings…

      but tunnel-visioned goals
      for the as-seen-on-TV life,
      however child-like and utopian
      deserve a helping hand
      to follow our example
      and learn from their mistakes
      instead of the ones we made.
      where they fail in realizing
      the endless chase for efficiency
      is a simple matter of priorities,
      and a quick exchange
      in their mixture can fix it:

      first, take your workers,
      and throw them away in favor of
      labor that does not require
      food or drink or sleep-
      no human needs-
      and your land, your resources,
      give them to the developed world
      and they will mix them up
      and sell them back
      without asking (or caring)
      about the who, what, where, when,
      or how you develop-
      autonomy comes with the package-
      just so long as you grow
      with their technology,
      and using their product
      instead of your raw goods.
      follow this to the letter without exception
      and your society will never be good
      but they would call it better

    59. RJ Clarken says:

      Recipe for Drama

      “Recipe For Drama: 1 Cup Of Gossip 1/4 Tablespoon of Rumors and; A Dash Of Jealousy.” ~Unknown

      A pinch of this. A pinch of that.
      Reality TV. Let’s chat.
      You’ll never guess who’s doing whom.
      A recipe for drama. Boom!

      “I saw it on the Internet.
      It must be true.” The statuette
      for WOW goes to…(just get a room.)
      A recipe for drama. Boom!

      A rumor spreads will easy grace
      but can one ever ‘do’ erase?
      En masse, the tabloids we consume.
      A recipe for drama. Boom!

      And gossip? Add a cup and stir.
      The sex, the drugs, the strong liqueur;
      just light a match and watch the plume.
      A recipe for drama. Boom!

      ###

    60. Ode to Ink

      I miss the days
      when in the mail
      a letter would come
      on paper frail.

      The paper smell
      and the words in ink,
      wonderful to read
      like you’re here in a blink!

      Oh and the postmark
      from beyond the shore,
      across the seas
      I would long for more.

      New stamps to see
      I might collect,
      keep one or two
      a treasured object.

      Would the handwriting
      be frail or bold?
      I would know in an instant
      if it was Grandma, she’s old.

      I miss those letters
      that we took time to write.
      To share the news,
      to thrill and delight.

      So send me a text
      or an email if you must,
      but Times New Roman is lacking,
      there’s nothing personal nor robust.

      I’m dreaming of paper
      and letters in ink.
      Call me old fashioned,
      I don’t care what you think.

      Oh, lovely ink.

    61. *Letter*
      Although you’ll never read this,
      I think I have to ask
      Some questions that have
      Been burning my mind
      For a long time
      For over twelve years, to be precise.

      Starting on along this road
      Did you remember to take
      My smiles with you
      And the memory of hugging me?

      Do you still keep them,
      Or have you forgotten all
      About me and how I
      Depended on you in everything?

      Remembering you is never hard
      Do you remember me?

      Crying for you is always easy,
      Where do my tears go?

      Can you really hear my voice
      When I speak up,
      As old wives’ tales warn me?

      I put all this in writing
      On a computer screen
      Which you have never seen
      And which cannot be
      Stained with tears
      As paper does.

      I write because
      I’m still alive
      And want to remember
      And fancy you
      Remember me.
      ***

    62. JWLaviguer says:

      Dear Santa

      I know you may not exist
      but I just could not really resist
      the chance to write this little note
      all I’m really asking is a boat
      so I can travel far and wide
      with my beautiful wife by my side
      there’s not much time so its a rush
      don’t wait for Christmas, just use a bush
      instead of the tree dressed up in bling
      you really must hurry but there’s one thing
      we’re on the run yes we must flee
      ’cause we left dentures for the Tooth Fairy.

    63. Jane Shlensky says:

      Nobody Reaches Out

      Dear Miss Emily,

      Please accept these binoculars
      They’re only lightly used
      For spotting bird particulars
      Great spotted owl or goose

      But they can open windows
      Where those many doors are closed,
      You might even peek what you dared not seek,
      As you tend your favorite rose.

      The war has taken so many boys
      We knew, as has TB
      But I am here and living near
      Do you remember me?

      I think if you stand on your stairs
      And angle past the trees
      From that small portal nestled there
      Perhaps you will see me—

      Another busy nobody
      Who scribbles now and then,
      If you should wish to send a gift
      I’d love paper and pen.

      Don’t tell,
      Your neighbor

    64. Misky says:

      Recipe: Preserving Love

      Fill a cup with the sweet scent of you,
      Spill love into the mix and I
      Will bake you an eternity with me.

      ~ ~ ~ ~

      Letter From Heaven

      My darling Daughter,

      I miss you more than my heart can hold,
      and from time to time it spills over in floods
      of tears that can still pull me into darkest depths.
      Who is it that can’t let go: you or me?

      With Love,
      Dad

    65. DAHutchison says:

      Then & Now

      I wrote a letter to myself,
      A missive across time,
      And asked myself to open it,
      When I turned thirty-nine.

      Did you launch into the fray,
      Or take the higher ground,
      Love someone with all your heart
      Or was love never found?

      I wondered what would matter,
      In the middle of my days,
      And now, at last, I’m writing back,
      Surprised in many ways.

      Sometimes the path into the fray,
      Can lead to greater peace,
      And though I never found my love,
      I love with greater ease,

      I look back at looking forward,
      And in ways I wonder how,
      I could have missed the subtle bliss
      Of simply living now.

    66. Here is my terribly weak limerick…

      Dear Daughter

      There once was a girl with overdue books,
      she would bat her eyes and bait her hooks.
      She said, “I have no clue,
      still reading, what should I do?”
      Return or renew, stop giving me looks!

    67. RJ Clarken says:

      Ooops – the final stanza (which is one stanza too many for a Kyrielle, actually – although I took poetic license there) should read:

      I’ll keep the chateau since it’s nice,
      And since, I’ve asked you nicely – twice!
      here is the statement I will make:
      &@#! you, J. Burns for heaven’s sake.

    68. RJ Clarken says:

      Return Policy

      To Whom It May Concern, please know
      I did not order a chateau.
      I can’t afford this strange mistake.
      Please take it back, for heaven’s sake.

      Dear Madam, surely you must see
      that orders to our company
      must be filled promptly. That’s our take.
      Regards, J. Burns. (For heaven’s sake?)

      Dear J. Burns (whoever you are)
      this situation’s quite bizarre.
      While I appreciate your stake,
      please take it back, for heaven’s sake.

      Dear Madam, it’s our policy
      for satisfaction. You’ll agree
      I’m sure. So please give us a break.
      Regards, J. Burns, for heaven’s sake.

      Okay. Here’s what I do propose:
      I will dispute this charge, while pros
      at MasterCard can sort this fake.
      But well, meantime (for heaven’s sake)

      I’ll keep the chateau since it’s nice,
      And since, I’ve asked you nicely – twice!
      So here’s a statement I will make:
      &@#! you, J. Burns for heaven’s sake.

      ###

      Hope you and your family feel better Robert.

      ♥ this prompt!

    69. To Whom It May Concern

      I’ve learned you’ve spurned my pleas
      To close accounts oure seas.
      So as concerns your fees,
      I’ll not be paying these.

    70. RobHalpin says:

      Dear John

      Dear John,
      Thanks for teaching
      me how strong I can be.
      I’d never have left without it.
      Goodbye.

    71. RJ Clarken says:

      Green Beans – Simply Key

      To make this green bean dish, you’ll need
      only a few things to succeed.
      Fresh cooked green beans (obviously.)
      The next few things are simply key.

      So, add some butter (just one pat.)
      Then sprinkle garlic over that.
      Next, toss it well. I guarantee
      the next few things are simply key.

      To the pot, please liberally add
      some dried cranberries. You’ll be glad.
      You’re almost finished, as you’ll see.
      One final thing is simply key.

      Into the mix, place walnuts (glazed.)
      Then serve. Your guests will be amazed.
      In fact, they’ll want this recipe.
      This green bean dish is simply key.

      ###

    72. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

      After numerous attempts to contact you
      I have found it necessary to say to you,
      your failure to return my correspondence
      is down right rude; it’s nonsense.
      So I will withdraw my offer since I must,
      and if I had any last word, it would be just
      that I love you and wished thinks could’ve worked
      you jerk! With all my heart, Walt.

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