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 Sunday, November 23, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 23
Posted by Robert
Today’s prompt is to write a poem that I’m calling the “Been Everywhere” poem. If you’re doing locations, it would be a poem that gives a shout out to all the places you’ve been. This can be made metaphorical, though.
For instance, if you’re writing poems about cancer, you could write a poem about cancer cells that have traveled through different parts of the body. If you’re writing cooking poems, you could write from the perspective of a cook who talks about all the meals he or she has cooked. Definitely keep doing what you’ve been doing and get creative with it and bend the rules to your theme.
Here’s my attempt for the day:
“Pub”
Around midnight, he entered the little pub and set down a bag of wood stakes before ordering a shot of whiskey. Three other men were still hanging around, and they all shot nervous glances in the stranger’s direction. Everyone in town had heard the stories, had heard the screams and howls in the night. Everyone knew and talked about it, but they talked about it in the same way they talked of the afterlife—something everyone believes in and fears but impossible to imagine. Yet, he entered the pub with wood stakes. So one of the men asked, “Are you a hunter?” “I am.” And the pub again filled with a fog of silence before the second man asked, “Have you ever killed a vampire?” “I have.” Then, the third man asked, “Where?” The stranger took a drink of whiskey and looked up at all three men, who quickly looked down at their shoestrings.
“I’ve killed werewolves in Istanbul, zombies in Pittsburgh, and witches in Vancouver. I’ve hunted vampires in Louisiana, warlocks in Greenland,
and ghosts in Taiwan. There is little I have hunted; there is little I haven’t
killed. And that includes people who ask too many questions about what I do and how I do it.” Then, the stranger downed the rest of his drink,
placed some money on the counter, and walked outside and into the night.
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Poetry Prompts
11/23/2008 8:51:36 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Saturday, November 22, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 22
Posted by Robert
For a collection (whether poetry, music, or whatever), I really like it when the individual pieces communicate with each other. So, for today’s poem, I want you to pick one of your earlier poems from this month and write a poem that is a response to that earlier poem.
To make it very immediate, you could write a response to yesterday’s confessional poem. Or you could reach back to Day 17’s Love Poem, Day 7’s Myth Poem, etc. I’m sure those reading along would love it if you include to which day’s poem you are responding, too.
For my part, I think I’ll respond to my Day 20 poem, which is also the longer version of Day 3’s refrain poem. Talk about some interconnectedness.
Here’s my attempt for the day:
“I am the woman standing inside my house”
wondering if you are watching me through my open windows;
I left all my doors unlocked and tried watching television;
my fingers play with the remote, and I listen intently;
when you make a noise, I will investigate;
if the lights are off, I will not turn them on;
I will not hesitate to walk into the darkness,
so that I can’t see who or what is coming my way.
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Poetry Prompts
11/22/2008 9:12:39 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Friday, November 21, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 21
Posted by Robert
Three weeks! I can't believe how fast this month is moving. Wow!
Today, I want you to write a confessional poem. And then, get to enjoying your weekend.
Here's my attempt for the day:
"Kong in the Congo"
And that's why I never climb trees anymore.
I mean, after you fake your death once, you realize you may not get too many more chances to stay anonymous. But I gotta tell you, that fall from the Empire State Building was murder--and a few of those pilots grazed me on purpose, I'm sure of it.
Yeah, I didn't get the girl in the end, but women will only kill you if you keep 'em around too long, and that's the honest to goodness truth. Besides, she was always screaming and crying and being a bad sport. She never actually cared 'til I was "dead."
And believe me, Kong will dead; I really will. November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Poetry Prompts
11/21/2008 8:02:55 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Thursday, November 20, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 20
Posted by Robert
So today is when we try to complete an experiment in poetry collection writing. On Day 3, I asked you to write a refrain poem that would be a shorter version of the poem you would write on Day 20. Well, it's Day 20, so let's see if this works.
Of course, it has occured during this month that it would probably make more sense to write the longer poem first and then cut the refrain out of that, instead of building upon the refrain to make the longer one. Yeah, that's what would make more sense, but I guess that's why we experiment, right?
Anyway, here's a link to Day 3, so that you can easily find your effort from that day and see how I went about doing this. Feel free to take it in a completely different direction than I have.
http://blog.writersdigest.com/poeticasides/November+PAD+Chapbook+Challenge+Day+3.aspx
Okay, here's my attempt for the day:
"I am the man standing outside your house"
who knows that you leave the door unlocked every night with your curtains open to the naked night hidden from the reflections of the lights. How you've grown accustomed to having your power turned on at all times! I am the man standing outside your house who knows you only have a landline, who knows you always investigate the noises that come from the blackness, a slight quiver in your voice asking, "Hello?" I am the man standing outside your house who knows how to shut your power off, cut your line, and turn the unlocked knob on your front door. I will not answer when you call out, when you say, "This isn't funny." I know that this is not. Still, I will come for you, and when you scream out, no one will come to your rescue, because I am the man standing outside your house who knows the others will only hide. This is between me and you, and you have no idea how long I've been standing outside your house, how long I've been looking inside.
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Poetry Prompts
11/20/2008 10:24:05 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Wednesday, November 19, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 19
Posted by Robert
A week ago, I had you write a poem focused on a tiny detail. Today, I want you to write a poem that shows the big picture. You can still get very specific, but I want you to try incorporating a big picture concept related to your theme. For instance, if you're writing war poems, you could write a poem focused on the leader of one of the armies and through his specific concerns cover the full scope of what's happening.
So, for today, back up and soak in the big picture.
Here's my attempt for the day:
"house"
He runs outside--barefoot--to grab the morning paper, cursing the cold weather. When he gets inside, he grabs his coffee and reads the headline: Godzilla Attacks Tokyo!
Again, he thinks before flipping to the East Europe section, filled with stories on zombie uprisings, witch hunts, and werewolf sightings. A vampire is suspected in Romania, though there are no confirmed biting deaths on record.
He puts the paper down and eats his bacon-egg breakfast, thinks about trying to leave the house, knowing he can't.
So much going on in the world, he thinks, and I'm part of it, but still... It's the waiting that kills him, waiting for someone to venture into his neck of the woods, stumble upon his deserted house, have curiosity tempt that person inside, when he can finally have his fun, too.
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Poetry Prompts
11/19/2008 9:40:28 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Tuesday, November 18, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 18
Posted by Robert
So after today's poem, we'll be three-fifths of the way through this November challenge. That's pretty impressive. And, as has been noted by several of you, it's not just the quantity of writing that's been amazing about November; it's also the quality. Oh yeah!
For today's prompt, I want you to write a point-of-view poem. Write from the perspective from someone or something obvious (or not so obvious) related to your theme. If you're writing a series of accounting poems, then today is the day you can write a poem from the perspective of your spreadsheet. If you're writing a bunch of baker poems, time to share the voice of your dough (or even your apron). If you're writing a series of poems from the perspective of an accountant for a bakery, then, well, I guess you have some options.
Here's my attempt for the day:
"Silver Bullet"
I'm the only sure way to kill a werewolf, the only way to make sure a werewolf stays dead.
If you blow them up, their body pieces will find a way back to each other.
Regular bullets just slow them down, and wooden stakes only kill vampires.
Cages can confine, but only I kill.
After all, guns don't kill werewolves, I do.
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Poetry Prompts
11/18/2008 8:33:31 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Monday, November 17, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 17
Posted by Robert
Wow! Are we really 17 days into this challenge? It just doesn't seem possible that time would be moving so fast, but I guess it's been so much fun that the time has been flying. Again, wow.
Today's prompt is to write a love poem. This may or may not gel with some poets' themes, though I'm sure if you bend the rules enough, anything is possible. Your poem can be pro-love, anti-love, confused-love, love-it-or-leave-it, etc. Your poem, your rules.
(Btw, I think it's so appropriate that today just happens to be the love poem prompt, because I totally love my awesome wife, who posted my prompts for me the past two days while I was without Internet access, not to mention setting my fantasy football lineup as well. So, Tammy, you da bomb!)
Here's my monster-themed attempt for the day:
"M.M. loves L.S."
She stops by my house, so I follow her to school, watch her walk around town, but when we're alone, I freeze up, can't talk, only stare, which usually freaks her out, of course, and then, at night, I get so confused, so, of course, I kill her friends, to help set the mood, but she's not into that, apparently, and she stabs me in the face, so I play dead, then, I come back, get shot out of a window, and disappear, hope for a sequel.
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Personal Updates | Poetry Prompts
11/17/2008 8:42:48 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Sunday, November 16, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 16
Posted by Robert
Every once in a while, I like to offer these title prompts where you fill in the blanks on a title. For instance, I want you to write a poem today with a title that is: “If It (blank), It (blank)”
So an example title might be: “If It (Hangs From the Ceiling), It (Smells Like Flowers)”
And to give you some flexibility, I’ll even let you replace the “It” words with a specific noun. So, to take my earlier example, the title could be: “If a Basket Hangs From the Ceiling, It Smells Like Flowers”
Here’s my attempt for the day:
“If the door goes unlocked, it could easily open”
she forgets to lock the front door frequently but doesn’t stress the details
not like anyone is waiting outside wanting to get in
right
she forgets to lock the back door the bathroom door closes her eyes when she rinses her hair so that she doesn’t know when someone is there
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Poetry Prompts
11/16/2008 10:32:24 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Saturday, November 15, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 15
Posted by Robert
Did you sleep well last night? That’s too bad, because I want you to write a nightmare poem today. You could write an actual nightmare, or present a nightmare scenario related to your theme.
Here’s my attempt for the day:
“The closet”
He wakes up screaming, “Mommy, mommy! They’re coming for me again. The aliens were scratching at my closet door. I could hear them. I could hear them scratching.”
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Poetry Prompts
11/15/2008 10:07:40 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Friday, November 14, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 14
Posted by Robert
Good morning! I'm hitting the road this morning, so the prompt is super early.
For today's prompt, I want you to write a warning poem. Offer some kind of caution or warning related to your theme. Like, maybe, watch out for bad traffic. (Did I mention my trip starts off with driving through Atlanta? O, geez!)
Here is my attempt for the day:
"Monster Alert System"
Warning! There is a giant gorilla beating its chest and terrorizing the southside of Manhattan.
Please use extreme caution when in the vicinity of this giant beast.
Do not stand in its path or try to distract its attention. It is believed the monster will just seek out the blond who traveled over with the beast, and that once she is found, the gorilla will head for a skyscraper, where we will have people in airplanes shoot him down. In the process, the blond will fall for her captor.
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Poetry Prompts
11/14/2008 7:22:57 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Thursday, November 13, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 13
Posted by Robert
Wow! As many of you have noted, I've been super pleased with the quality of the poems written so far. Y'all're swinging for the fences with your efforts this month. Very, very cool!
For today's prompt, I want you to write a "By the Numbers" poem. That is, I want you to write a poem that somehow incorporates numbers. Sure, this might've made more sense on 11/11 when a few of us got talking about math and numbers and such--but, hey, who says poetry has to make sense? (Or numbers for that matter?)
Make numbers a large part of the poem or small part, but make sure they get factored in somehow. With this group, I'm sure some really cool stuff will emerge.
Here's my attempt for the day:
"Japan"
There are four oceans, seven continents, and hundreds of islands on this planet, but I always return to you with my atomic breath, my swinging tail lined with plates.
For just as there is only one Godzilla, there is also only one Japan.
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Poetry Prompts
11/13/2008 10:16:43 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Wednesday, November 12, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 12
Posted by Robert
For today's prompt, I want you to write a poem that focuses on or discusses a tiny detail. It could be a tiny detail that is often overlooked, and you'd like to call attention to it. The detail could be one that if overlooked can cause good or bad things to happen.
Here's my attempt for the day:
"Shirts"
Not all werewolves wear shirts, and those that do don't always rip them, though sometimes they do.
And the same goes for their pants, with some wearing 'em and others not.
Of course, it's a minor detail, but that's why I always kind of preferred the Wolf Man, because he had a nice buttoned-up shirt tucked into his pants. A gentle, though feral, man who had a penchant for strangulation.
As the full moon peaks from behind dark clouds, the gentleman grows hair, claws and sharp teeth-- his clenched fists open and search for a victim.
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Poetry Prompts
11/12/2008 12:13:25 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Tuesday, November 11, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 11
Posted by Robert
Today is 11/11. What a mathematical day! (As some of you know, Tammy and I were married on 08/08/08 at 8:08--so I don't take numbers for granted.)
I also don't take these prompts for granted. For instance, today's prompt is to write a deep thought or observational poem related to your theme. The poem can be long and persuasive--or short and profound. Think about your theme. And then, think about your theme some more. And some more--until you find some deep thought or make an observation that others may or may not have considered.
"Where did all the monsters go?"
In the movies, the monsters, whether King Kong or the Phantom, always chase after the pretty girls, which makes me wonder if loneliness is really so strong as to turn both man and beast against the happiness and beauty of this world forever.
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Personal Updates | Poetry Prompts
11/11/2008 11:32:23 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Monday, November 10, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 10
Posted by Robert
Hooray! Once you finish your poem today, you will be one-third of the way to completion. Isn't that awesome? And isn't this month speeding by so fast? Possibly even, too fast?
Well, it's not over yet. Today, I want you to write a "survival of the fittest" poem. Try to come up with a poem relating to your theme that plays around with the idea of the survival of the fittest. If you think about it long enough, you may be surprised with what you discover.
Here's my attempt for the day:
"Michael"
You can be good in school, but I'll still follow you home;
you can lock your doors, but I'll still force my way inside;
you can hide in your closet, but I'll still find you right away;
you can stab me in the face, but I'll still rise up again;
you can shoot me out a window, but you can never find my body;
you can go to sleep at night, but you can't forget my name,
or my William Shatner mask.
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Poetry Prompts
11/10/2008 10:37:19 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Sunday, November 09, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 9
Posted by Robert
My stepson's fifth birthday extravaganza soldiers on today, which means my time is limited for the intro to the prompt. By 2pm, I need to have a cake baked, a meatloaf loafed, and chili simmered. I think I can do it.
For today's prompt, I want you to write a dream poem--or dream-like poem. This may or may not work with certain themes, so remember: You don't have to follow every prompt if it doesn't jive with your theme. In the meantime, I think I just heard the stove beep that it's at 350 degrees. Gotta run.
Here's my attempt for the day:
"He comes"
He comes when the night is silent; he comes as a wisp of fog; he comes as a giant bat; he comes when no one else is near; he comes to my side; he comes with his beautiful teeth; he comes with his ancient eyes; he comes to take me as his bride.
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Personal Updates | Poetry Prompts
11/9/2008 9:52:31 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Saturday, November 08, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 8
Posted by Robert
Good morning! I've been hanging out with my stepson all morning (he just turned five yesterday!), and he's being kind enough to let me throw up a prompt real quick while he sings the Transformers theme song (guess what he got for his birthday last night?). Soooooo, I'm going to make this one pretty quick and easy.
Know how we had a prompt yesterday for a myth poem? Today, I'd like you to write a fact poem. Research a fact (or facts) about your theme and create a poem. Or make up a fact. Or spin a myth into a fact. Or, well, you get the idea.
Here's my attempt for the day:
"Werewolves"
--"London calling to the zombies of death..." -The Clash
We do exist, though only from full moon to full moon, our howls shaking the night into fantastic madness.
We do exist, though we spread from village to village, only to be killed by villagers and swept under a rug of superstition.
We do exist, though we spread from person to person, our howls haunting the night as people hide in fear.
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Personal Updates | Poetry Prompts
11/8/2008 10:51:05 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Friday, November 07, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 7
Posted by Robert
Once you finish today's prompt, you'll officially be a week in to the challenge. Woo-hoo! Yay! Fantastique!
Okay, so today's prompt is to write a myth poem. Investigate a well-known myth associated with your theme. Or make up a brand new myth. Be literal, or get surreal. Whatever you do, finish today's prompt and do a one-week celebration dance!
Here's my attempt for the day:
"Nothing works"
Silver bullets don't kill werewolves; Frankenstein's Monster fears no fire; witches never cackle over bubbling cauldrons; and The Mummy is not under an ancient curse.
Sunlight, wood stakes, holy water, garlic and crosses--they can't slow the fast approaching Dracula.
Because not one of them exist.
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Poetry Prompts
11/7/2008 9:15:37 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Thursday, November 06, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 6
Posted by Robert
Good morning, y'all. Saw there was some back and forth yesterday about focusing on a whole chapbook for the month. I understand how looking at a huge project can get very intimidating, which is why I suggest just taking things one poem at a time. My feeling with the PAD Challenge (whether in April or November) is that it should be about inspiration and fun.
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Now for the inspiration and fun!
Today's prompt is to write a praise poem. Celebrate or praise something related to your theme (or if you're themeless, pick something random to praise). I would love to praise all the PAD Challenge participants, but as you know, my theme is monsters (and I'm pretty sure there are no zombies or warlocks participating this month).
So, here's my attempt for the day:
"The Sun"
No werewolves without the full moon, no vampires while you shine, thank you for shedding light on the darkness and always returning each morning.
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Poetry Prompts
11/6/2008 8:42:37 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Wednesday, November 05, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 5
Posted by Robert
As requested, I'm getting today's prompt out a little earlier in the morning than usual. Hopefully, everyone didn't stay up too late watching the election coverage last night (if you were watching the election coverage, that is). I know I'm still a little sleepy-eyed (though that may have more to do with these spreadsheets I've been working on for WritersMarket.com).
Today, I'd like you to write a poem that sets a scene. In other words, one that pays attention to the details of the scenery and uses those details to heighten the effect and meaning of the poem. For instance, if you were to write a poem about the election results last night, don't drown it in abstractions and ideas. Instead, focus on the setting of a rally and let the details describe whether the particular candidate won or lost.
Personally, though, my attempt for the day is going to continue on with my monsters theme:
"Autumn Poem"
He loves the way leaves fall from trees and collect on the ground. He loves raking them into little mounds next to the street. And as more leaves fall, his mounds grow ever larger until they're the right size for him to climb inside and wait for kids biking along the gutter to venture close enough to jump up and scare. The reason why no kids trick-or-treat his end of the street.
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Poetry Prompts
11/5/2008 9:38:02 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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 Tuesday, November 04, 2008
November PAD Chapbook Challenge: Day 4
Posted by Robert
I've heard the pleas from the Poetic Asides commonwealth asking that I post the November PAD prompts earlier in the day. I've been on Main Street and seen Joe Poet and Jane Poet working to put food on the table and still write a poem-a-day. I've visited schools, hospitals, and random fast-food restaurants and hear the same stories of "earlier prompts" in every large city and small town. From the corporate CEO to the amateur hockey mom, all poets seem to want the prompts earlier in the day.
And I agree, which is why I will make an attempt to post earlier in the day for the rest of the month. The beginning of this month was a little rough because of a database project related to WritersMarket.com, but that's no excuse for getting the prompts out later in the day. So be prepared for earlier prompts. Be very prepared.
I am Robert Lee Brewer, and I endorse this message.
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Whew! I am sooooooo glad the political ads will come to a halt today. At least for a little while anyway (since the political season is now almost a year-round phenomenon). As many of you know (even if you're living outside the U.S.), today is election day in the United States of America. Hooray for voting and having a voice! (Even if I do usually back the losing candidate.)
For today's prompt, I want you to write a "soap box" poem on your theme. If your theme is food, have an asparagus campaign for less discrimination against veggies. If your subject is parenting, maybe make a case for having one hour or less of TV each night in favor of playing board games or doing a family activity. Regardless of your theme, today is the day you can pull out that soap box, dust it off, stand on it, and take a stance on an issue (or several issues--heck, this could turn into someone's theme).
Here's my attempt for the day:
"Monster Rights"
-speech delivered by The Mummy
You all know me; I've been around for centuries just hanging out in my tomb. Some people come and wake me up, and then they get mad at me when I'm a little grumpy. I mean, have you ever been woken after a very long sleep? You're grumpy, simple as that. Just ask my friend Godzilla, who has had more than his fair share of interruptions to long sleeps. And that's exactly what I'm trying to get at. We are not the problem; people are.
Dracula, you need blood to stay alive, correct? But when, my friend, have people stopped to consider your needs as a living, breathing, undead creature? Never! They just try killing you like a common mosquito, walking around with their wooden stakes, mirrors, crosses, holy water, and attitudes.
Frankenstein's Monster, did you ask to be created? And who, may I ask, created you? A man! Only to be hunted and chased around the countryside by men, even though you, too, were once one of them.
From werewolves to witches, I've seen the appalling way mankind has treated those of us who just happen to be a little, um, different. Some of us, like the vampires, have special needs, sure; and a few of us, like the homicidal killers (a la Freddy K. and the Phantom of the Opera), indulge, perhaps, a little too much in our arts, but I say, the time for monster oppression has passed. The time for monster equality is now!
November PAD Chapbook Challenge | Poetry Prompts
11/4/2008 3:57:51 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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