As writers who receive piles of rejection letters, it only seems fair that, from time to time, we be given an opportunity to return the favor. There are many books I’d love to reject (here’s my #1 choice), if only for the satisfaction of releasing some pent up frustration and envy. Or, perhaps, just to be funny. Thanks to a few witty writers, we have some fake rejection letters that are pretty hilarious. (Plus, your chance to write a rejection.)
Read these rejection letters written by some of our readers:
EVER WISH YOU COULD BE THE ONE DOING THE REJECTING?
Take the WD challenge by humorously rejecting a hit in 400 words or fewer. Send your letter to email@example.com with “Reject a Hit” in the subject line. Yours could appear in a future issue! (Submitted pieces may be edited for space or clarity.)