jmar2 – 2007-12-20 7:44 AM The bored fool staggered away from his desk and reached for the bottle. Pouring three fingers of ethanol down his throat, he wiped his lips with the back of his hand.
“How many times do I have to tell ’em?” he wondered. “I’m running out of good reading material and the T.V. writers are still pouting about ‘millions for our writing, but not one cent for digital media’. Gadzooks, how much more can I take?”
Take pity on the bored fool and send him your tempting titillations. Just attach as *.rtf – I don’t do *.doc, and be patient – I actually do have another life.
Oh yes, don’t be offended if I don’t read it – some work just isn’t for me. I’ll always be honest, and I’ll always remind you that my opinions are just that.
Now: anyone got a good death and dismemberment story out there, just in time to fill my Christmas stocking? 🙂
Death and dismemberment … get back to me when the kids’ gradecards arrive in the mail. I might just have something for you then!