Now, this is the kind of stuff I need to get myself into the middle of. My life just doesn’t have real drama to it. Oh sure, I have the existential dilemma of “to be, or am I at all”, but even then, there’s no real option A or option B involved. No real dilemma.
I need to rent a life somewhere. You’re fortunate to have things like this wander in off the street. I’m jealous. :~D