Waking up, I looked around me groggily. Who was I? Where was I? What was I doing here? What was my name? Glancing around me, I noticed a man with dark hair and a mustache covered in frost staring at me quizically. He was wearing a long fur coat and what looked like tan suede leggings. “Who you? I come home, you in my igloo!” Now it was my turn to stare quizically.
“I didn’t know this was your igloo. I don’t even know how I got here!” The man thought for a moment, then his face lit up. “Check pockets. Pockets always give clue.” I reached into my pocket obediently, staring warily at the man who had a strange belief in pockets. In one pocket I found $4 and a rock. In the other I found a toothbrush. What? 🙂