This is interesting and mildly funny but I am afraid it was a bit too long for me. I gave up when I reached the three asterisks. Granted it is rather late now and I’m tired. I’ll take another look in the morning.
This is not a new idea. Other people have tried it and it proved either very exhausting or they ran out of ideas. The main thing is to enjoy what you are doing. Good luck, and I mean that in the friendliest way.