shorty - 2007-04-24 1:16 AMLOL! ....that reminds me of an OLD poemjessica - 2007-04-23 6:12 PM <~ John...
"...let me count the ways..." . And I can hear the rumblings of Shakespeare giving birth to a cow j/k -all in good fun
Recently released Beta Version of Elizabeth Barrett Brownings How Do I Love Thee. Clever readers may be able to pick out some of the changes between this and the final version of her famous poem.
How do you suck? Let me count the ways.
You suck to the depth and breadth and height
The Yankees can reach in the dawns early light.
You suck like the Raiders in the 2006 season,
You suck like the Clippers, who suck without reason.
Most quiet need, but sun and halogen lamp,
You suck quite freely, so bad I get cramps.
You suck purely, as a new babys cry,
You suck as completely as George Bushs lies.
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
The sucking is as cold as the touch of a wraith
With your lost senses, --- you suck with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, Heaven help me,
I think youll only stop sucking after your death.