Sucking Through History

[JohnOBX]

shorty - 2007-04-24 1:16 AM

jessica - 2007-04-23 6:12 PM   <~ John...

LOL! ....that reminds me of an OLD poem "...let me count the ways..." . And I can hear the rumblings of Shakespeare giving birth to a cow j/k -all in good fun

Recently released Beta Version of Elizabeth Barrett Browning’s “How Do I Love Thee.”  Clever readers may be able to pick out some of the changes between this and the final version of her famous poem.

How do you suck?  Let me count the ways.

You suck to the depth and breadth and height

The Yankees can reach in the dawn’s early light.

You suck like the Raiders in the 2006 season,

You suck like the Clippers, who suck without reason.

Most quiet need, but sun and halogen lamp,

You suck quite freely, so bad I get cramps.

You suck purely, as a new baby’s cry,

You suck as completely as George Bush’s lies.

In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.

The sucking is as cold as the touch of a wraith

With your lost senses, --- you suck with the breath,

.
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, Heaven help me,

.
I think you’ll only stop sucking after your death.

--John

 

[charmedprincess]

JohnOBX - 2007-04-24 9:53 AM

shorty - 2007-04-24 1:16 AM

jessica - 2007-04-23 6:12 PM   <~ John...

LOL! ....that reminds me of an OLD poem "...let me count the ways..." . And I can hear the rumblings of Shakespeare giving birth to a cow j/k -all in good fun

Recently released Beta Version of Elizabeth Barrett Browning’s “How Do I Love Thee.”  Clever readers may be able to pick out some of the changes between this and the final version of her famous poem.

How do you suck?  Let me count the ways.

You suck to the depth and breadth and height

The Yankees can reach in the dawn’s early light.

You suck like the Raiders in the 2006 season,

You suck like the Clippers, who suck without reason.

Most quiet need, but sun and halogen lamp,

You suck quite freely, so bad I get cramps.

You suck purely, as a new baby’s cry,

You suck as completely as George Bush’s lies.

In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.

The sucking is as cold as the touch of a wraith

With your lost senses, --- you suck with the breath,

.
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, Heaven help me,

.
I think you’ll only stop sucking after your death.

--John

 

John, you are so  Fu sucking funny

[TraciG]

Oh, John - You are sooooo bad that it's soooooo good.

You definitely suck for making me laugh out loud in the nice, quiet computer lab.

[jessica]

JohnOBX - 2007-04-24 12:53 PM

shorty - 2007-04-24 1:16 AM

jessica - 2007-04-23 6:12 PM   <~ John...

LOL! ....that reminds me of an OLD poem "...let me count the ways..." . And I can hear the rumblings of Shakespeare giving birth to a cow j/k -all in good fun

Recently released Beta Version of Elizabeth Barrett Browning’s “How Do I Love Thee.”  Clever readers may be able to pick out some of the changes between this and the final version of her famous poem.

How do you suck?  Let me count the ways.

You suck to the depth and breadth and height

The Yankees can reach in the dawn’s early light.

You suck like the Raiders in the 2006 season,

You suck like the Clippers, who suck without reason.

Most quiet need, but sun and halogen lamp,

You suck quite freely, so bad I get cramps.

You suck purely, as a new baby’s cry,

You suck as completely as George Bush’s lies.

In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.

The sucking is as cold as the touch of a wraith

With your lost senses, --- you suck with the breath,

.
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, Heaven help me,

.
I think you’ll only stop sucking after your death.

--John

 

AND you say you're NOT a poet, John~ <shakes my head>

I think you should POST this in the POETRY forum! :}

I think it'd be a real hit!! :}   ~jess

[shorty]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jessica]

Ahh... *sigh* Guess that's a no... That's okay, I still think it rocks! <grin>

Ya made me crack up any-who~

                                                     :}  ~jess