I was at Walmart yesterday...ran into a friend.
"You look like you have some color in your face, have you been tanning?", she asked me.
Now, it had been raining for 3 days straight, big Nor'Easter here in CT.
So, I stare at her with eyes wide and a really dumb look on my face...
"Tanning? Well, no...it's been raining...like a lot." I say.
"OH, but you look reddish, I just thought maybe you were tanning somewhere."
"Oh, that...it's just menopause slipping it's sorry a** in, and I hate it when it does that...see what you have to look forward to." I say to my 30 something 'friend' while I fanned my face with the latest tabloid.
I let her go ahead of me in line...
I didn't want her to see I had 'Boost' in my cart. And really, the boost was not for me it's for my hubby.

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