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Writing Jokes

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Writing Jokes

Postby Dreaming Imrryr » Sat Mar 04, 2017 12:45 am

Writing Jokes:

If the plural of goose is geese, is the plural of moose meese?

:)

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Re: Writing Jokes

Postby Dreaming Imrryr » Sat Mar 04, 2017 12:47 am

Writing Jokes:

If the plural of mouse is mice, is the plural of house hice?

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Re: Writing Jokes

Postby cynicalwanderer » Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:15 am

Sounds like a stanza from a Doctor Seuss book! :D
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Re: Writing Jokes

Postby Oldtimer » Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:36 am

Read samples of my Martian series (by Dorothy Piper) and two romances (by Joni Havel) on Smashwords.
Hard copies of all are on Amazon.

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Re: Writing Jokes

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Re: Writing Jokes

Postby Oldtimer » Sat Mar 04, 2017 4:08 pm

Read samples of my Martian series (by Dorothy Piper) and two romances (by Joni Havel) on Smashwords.
Hard copies of all are on Amazon.

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Re: Writing Jokes

Postby Rosedarling » Mon Mar 06, 2017 3:08 am

If rash rhymes with sash,
and hash rhymes with cash.
What does wash rhyme with? :?: :mrgreen:
Formerly known as rosebud.


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