Ability-Improving Soda 5/09-5/15

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Ability-Improving Soda 5/09-5/15

Postby Brian » Tue May 09, 2006 9:27 am


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Ability-Improving Soda 5/09-5/15

Postby Brian » Tue May 09, 2006 9:27 am

You’ve invented a new soft drink that not only tastes great, but also improves a person’s ability to [fill in the blank]. Write an advertisement for your new soda.

Please limit your response to 500 words or fewer.

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RE: Ability-Improving Soda 5/09-5/15

Postby sunnyblu » Tue May 09, 2006 5:24 pm

Throw away that flashlight! Blow out those candles!
Drink Cat's Eye Cola and you, too, can see in the dark!
[no animals were hurt in the making of this cola]

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RE: Ability-Improving Soda 5/09-5/15

Postby Eileena » Wed May 10, 2006 6:32 am

Clever! Your cola might be the purr-fect solution to night blindness. (Anyone having problems reading this light-colored text might want to investigate. We'll see if this text color comes through...)
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RE: Ability-Improving Soda 5/09-5/15

Postby SteveBooth » Thu May 11, 2006 12:45 am

New from Cola-Coca!  Tired of that same old, flat, unexciting lemon-lime experience?  Try Sprint!  Not only is it cool, refreshing, alive, and exciting, but you can now run away from your ex three times as fast!

Try it today... be in the next state tomorrow!


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RE: Ability-Improving Soda 5/09-5/15

Postby Ellen » Thu May 11, 2006 6:12 am

Refined from corn tassels; added to the traditional recipe, the brand new TasSoda frees your worry from obesity and diabetes. Try it today. You'll love it.

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RE: Ability-Improving Soda 5/09-5/15

Postby JRSmith » Fri May 12, 2006 5:48 pm

Writers, do you get stuck trying to come up with just the right punctuation? Dash on out to your local Question-Mart and pick up a six pack of Semi Cola and make COMMAn writer's blocks disappear. Semi Cola; It's the best, period!

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RE: Ability-Improving Soda 5/09-5/15

Postby SteveBooth » Fri May 12, 2006 6:09 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ,,,,,,,,,,,, (Burp)

Sorry ;p


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RE: Ability-Improving Soda 5/09-5/15

Postby Eileena » Sat May 13, 2006 6:47 am

Clever! Just wondering if the Semi Cola is habit forming or addictive. . . could it lead to internal punctuation? Just wondering. . .
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RE: Ability-Improving Soda 5/09-5/15

Postby KarenRankowitz » Sat May 13, 2006 8:47 am

Are you tired of vandals causing a scandal…?

 

Don’t call the cops…Make it stop with Chop Shop Pop

 

Our clever mix will help you to fix every last thug creating conflicts

 

Just pot the top, and chug our slop

 

Start droppin’ em, choppin’ em, and moppin’ em away

 

Don’t delay, call today

 


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