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Cliché 03/28-04/03

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RE: Cliché 03/28-04/03

Postby benu_bird » Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:43 am

Here goes...

"Joyriding Teen Crashes Father's Jaguar on Route 128"
--You can never go home again

"Man Caught Swinging Dead Cat Arrested for Animal Cruelty"
--You can't swing a dead cat

"Manure Truck Overturns--Traffic Backed Up for Hours"
--In deep doo doo

"Record Number of Home Foreclosures This Quarter"
--A day late and a dollar short

"Wealthy Lack Hygiene Study Finds"
--Filthy rich

"Proctologist Makes Shocking Discovery"
--He's got a bug up his backside

"Rabid Chihuahua Eats Pit Bull"
--It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog.

"Patient Has Third Gastric Bypass"
--My stomach is tied up in knots

"Mick Jagger Snubbed by Post-Rehab Supermodel"
--A rolling stone gathers no moss

"Found Art Sculpture Fetches $500K at Auction"
--One man's garbage is another man's treasure

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RE: Cliché 03/28-04/03

Postby SummerBreeze » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:22 am

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

Man calls off search for missing wife.

Missing wife found. Says, “I never loved that man anyway.”

Man loses all in divorce settlement.

Police say husband never missed wife lost in Mall of America for 14 days.

Postal truck full of Valentines lost in snow storm on way to be postmarked in Lovettsville, Virginia.

I’ve lost that loving feeling. (Ok, this one is cheating.)

Love is lost on your cat.

Man’s heart broken when he finds out wife has been faking amnesia.

Football widow loses husband in big screen TV accident.

John Bobbitt says love not worth loss.

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RE: Cliché 03/28-04/03

Postby SummerBreeze » Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:35 pm

Glad you enjoyed.

I started out with “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free” but I was afraid that those might be unpostable. And if we had spell check here I couldn't make up words like unpostable.

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RE: Cliché 03/28-04/03

Postby angelinblack » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:58 pm

Ditto! Besides, do we really want to set our computers aflame? I can't afford a new one. I really hope nothing's burning. Maybe we should go check. :o


And, Summerbreeze, one word... NICE!

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