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Bumper Sticker 12/16-12/22

Postby Brian » Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:04 am


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Bumper Sticker 12/16-12/22

Postby Brian » Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:04 am

You've been hired by a bumper sticker manufacturer to come up with ideas. Write a clever or witty phrase you'd love to see on a bumper sticker. (If you want, write several.)

Please limit your response to 500 words or fewer.

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Re: Bumper Sticker 12/16-12/22

Postby Brian » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:14 am

"Watch Out, I'm Gassy!" ;-)

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RE: Bumper Sticker 12/16-12/22

Postby Ray » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:45 am

Up fingers-Oh you hurt me.

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Re: Bumper Sticker 12/16-12/22

Postby Angelfoot » Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:12 pm

Keep your distance, I just got gas

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Re: Bumper Sticker 12/16-12/22

Postby Almost Famous » Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:14 pm

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE CAUGHT IN MY TRACKING BEAM.

EWWWWW!!! I JUST SAW WHAT YOU DID. DISGUSTING!!!

CAUTION -- I WILL PROBABLY HIT MY BRAKES IN 2 SECONDS.

DOES MY REAR END LOOK FAT IN THIS CAR?

YOU'RE INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE.

(Guess you see a pattern here -- I hate those who follow too closely. :(

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Re: Bumper Sticker 12/16-12/22

Postby dmiller » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:10 pm

I Break For Orthopods

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RE: Bumper Sticker 12/16-12/22

Postby knoxy » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:11 pm

Insight, a riot.

Pssst... The foxes are running the coup and the chickens are gone.

Isn't it time we stopped telling God what to do? (Adapted from Bohr's question to Einstein)

When will politicians become interested in the disinterested?

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RE: Bumper Sticker 12/16-12/22

Postby Ray » Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:54 pm

Drunk GPS drives you to jail or hell.

Car is a WMD- Use it with care.

You are driving a weapon of mass destruction. Remember, you are in it.

Don't be a terrorist on the road. Practice at home.

Car is a bomb- use it so you don't explode.

The driver in the car in front is swaying all over. You say, "he's drunk". Oh! may be you are drunk!

Women never drink and drive- they have much more to lose than men.

Enough is enough- Don't drink 'N' drive.

Backseat drivers never quit driving.

Female suicide bombers die to reach virgin males in heaven to find there aren't any.

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RE: Bumper Sticker 12/16-12/22

Postby CrAFt » Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:18 pm

Don't sound your horn, I'm a writer and therefore have the right-of-way.

Tailgate me and I'll slow down...I'm in no rush

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