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Re: Jokes

Postby onceuponwednesday » Mon Jul 07, 2014 11:18 am

I was at the Zoo the other day checking out the lionesses basking in the sun when the king of beasts himself strode past.

A mother in front of me said to her three year old daughter, "that's the male lion."

The daughter replied, "but where are his letters?"
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Re: Jokes

Postby updog » Mon Jul 07, 2014 12:23 pm

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Re: Jokes

Postby Crono91 » Mon Jul 07, 2014 7:06 pm

When my little nephew visits, I started making him say, "Mega-please."

It sounds so funny that it makes him laugh, and it sticks in his head.

It started slow with it going like,

Him: "Can I have a drink?"
Me: "What do you say?"
Him: "Please."
Me: "No."
Him: "MEGA-PLEASE!" -grin-

Now he automatically says it when talking to me. Hope it helps stick as he talks to other people.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Gooblink » Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:22 pm

Aw, you sound like a cool uncle, Crono91. :)
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Re: Jokes

Postby Mike1950 » Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:47 am

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Re: Jokes

Postby TwoStepCharlie » Fri Oct 07, 2016 1:12 pm

A tourist in Minneapolis steps aboard a Greyhound bus.
"Driver, does this bus go to Duluth?"
"No, sir. This bus goes 'beep-beep'... "
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