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"Have you been tanning?", she asked...

Postby KarenRankowitz » Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:37 am


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"Have you been tanning?", she asked...

Postby KarenRankowitz » Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:37 am

I was at Walmart  yesterday...ran into a friend.

"You look like you have some color in your face, have you been tanning?", she asked me.

Now, it had been raining for 3 days straight, big Nor'Easter here in CT.

So, I stare at her with eyes wide and a really dumb look on my face...

"Tanning? Well, no...it's been raining...like a lot." I say.

"OH, but you look reddish, I just thought maybe you were tanning somewhere."

"Oh, that...it's just menopause slipping it's sorry a** in, and I hate it when it does that...see what you have to look forward to."  I say to my 30 something 'friend' while I fanned my face with the latest tabloid.

I let her go ahead of me in line...

I didn't want her to see I had 'Boost' in my cart.  And really, the boost was not for me it's for my hubby.


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RE: "Have you been tanning?", she asked...

Postby Cider with Susie » Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:51 am

Don't worry, take no notice of your friend. As you say, she has that to look forward to. I think colour in the face can look quite becoming. I always have colour in my face, due to embarrassment, or heat, or high blood pressure...
I feel like I've been having hot flashes since I was twelve! I'm always overheating.


P.S What is 'Boost' ?

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RE: "Have you been tanning?", she asked...

Postby KarenRankowitz » Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:24 am


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RE: "Have you been tanning?", she asked...

Postby looneywriter » Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:09 pm

I am 29 and I drink Ensure all the time. I like it. The Butter Pecan is my favorite. :)

I would rather have hot flashes than all this once a month garbage!



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