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abqwriter
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Worst Diet Version of a Food

Postby abqwriter » Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:06 am


abqwriter
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Worst Diet Version of a Food

Postby abqwriter » Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:06 am

Diet Limeade

Low Fat Cheetos

Butter Buds


j_joshi
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RE: Worst Diet Version of a Food

Postby j_joshi » Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:32 am

Any of that horrible Atkins stuff they came out with a few years ago. They were making carb substitutes with cardboard and dust and calling it food - and people bought it! My sister bought an Atkins pancake mix and I tried it to see what it was like. Urgh!

I tried the Atkins for two weeks to see what all the fuss was about. It was the most miserable two weeks of my life since my mother weaned me off breastmilk. I lost weight and I also lost half my mind. My skin went crazy because of all the fat I was eating. I was a zoombie with no energy at all. Then I put all the weight back on plus more.

Never, never again.

Jai

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RE: Worst Diet Version of a Food

Postby TraciG » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:03 am

Baked Doritos taste like cheese powder flavored cardboard.

Best: Sugar free peanut butter cups. mmmm


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RE: Worst Diet Version of a Food

Postby novembergal » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:46 am

Splenda and just about anything made with it;

Neutrasweet is right up there too, although I do like Diet Pepsi, which includes it.


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RE: Worst Diet Version of a Food

Postby JohnOBX » Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:01 am

Diets suck.

--John


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RE: Worst Diet Version of a Food

Postby Gooblink » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:18 am

Try baking anything gluten free.  You end up with something akin to styrofoam and beach sand.


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RE: Worst Diet Version of a Food

Postby Pat Pechon » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:21 am

South Beach protein bars. Lots of protein, no flavor, except the chocolate covered cereal ones. Chocolate cardboard. You have to chew and chew these things, guess thats where you burn calories, that and the mutiny that happens when they hit your stomach. Mt Vesuvius lives.

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RE: Worst Diet Version of a Food

Postby j_joshi » Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:38 pm


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RE: Worst Diet Version of a Food

Postby mytimenow » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:48 pm

Lean Cuisine. The sauces are always too sweet and the sodium content is through the roof.

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