"The single wisest thing ever said about creative writing was this …"

It dismayed some readers. It delighted others. To me, it was one of the most interesting pieces we’ve published in the last year: Author and Boston University Creative Writing Program Director Leslie Epstein’s student tip sheet, “Tips for Writing and for Life.” Epstein has been adding to the list—tackling everything from ellipses to Picasso’s bulls—for two decades. Three highlights from the list make up the latest from Promptly’s Top 20 Tips From WD in 2010 series. A regular prompt follows. Happy weekend.

No. 4: Azure vs. Blue
The single wisest thing ever said about creative writing was this, from Elsa Lasker-Schüler: ‘A real poet does not say azure. A real poet says blue.’ Of course Vladimir Nabokov practiced the opposite, and the greatest writer of the last century, Marcel Proust, never walked a straight line in his life. Genius is not only a special case, it is almost always a disastrous influence upon others. I am not saying that one ought not to take risks; there is a sense of daring in every fine story, but the risk is in the depth of psychological truth or the boldness of conception (Aristotle’s example of both is that tale in which a detective discovers the murderer of his father is himself) and not in empty experiments with technique or form.”

While not doing too much violence to your natural style, try to use as few adjectives and especially adverbs as possible. Be simple and direct, not convoluted and fancy. To paraphrase George Orwell, don’t use a pound word when a shilling word will do. Here are some other wise words from H.G. Wells on the same subject: ‘I write as straight as I can, just as I walk as straight as I can, because that is the best way to get there.’ “

Don’t write with themes foremost in mind. Huck Finn is not ‘about’ the loss of innocence in America, or racial relations or sexual ambiguities; it is about a black man and a white boy going down a river on a raft.”

—Leslie Epstein, “Tips for Writing and for Life,” March/April 2010, (click here to read the full article on writersdigest.com, or click here to check the rest of the issue out, which also features our economic survival guide)


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    forgotten about it by the time that the box came in the mail from Mom.
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    Strange, really, that when I decided I needed to purge the keepsake box, lighten my emotional load, when I took the time capsule out, I was less than a week away from the "To be opened" date. June 2008, it said, 20 years after I graduated from junior high. At 13 going on 14 I’d written on that masking tape, a year that seemed implausibly far into the future.

    The clear packing tape was Mom’s doing, making sure that my silly little time capsule stayed closed for certain when she shipped it north. I sliced it open without any idea what I might find — all I could remember, after 20 years, was a peach pit…and I couldn’t even remember why the pit had seemed so important.

    Now that I had the orange and black Payless Shoe Source lid off, all the contents were baffling. All the fives from a deck of cards? A broken earring? A broken bookmark? Although: I remembered wearing that clip-on earring; I remembered having that bookmark tucked into Jane Eyre, Rebecca, Gone With the Wind. A few dried leaves, a Kit-Kat wrapper, that vaguely remembered peach pit.

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