Put a Fork in Said Lit Paper Bc Said Lit Paper is, um…Completed

5400 words, seven or eight random extra hits on the return button, some shifting around of the title, 4 or 7 block quotes and we’ve got ourselves a lit analysis, friends. A not so coherent, rambling, discursive, and potentially misleading lit analysis, but one all the same. And anyway, it’s f-ing done. So we never have to talk about it again. Never!

I don’t have anything left to share, because I’m mentally, physically, academically, socially and emotionally spent so i’ll leave you with two things:

First, since I can’t quite escape him, I’m dropping my favorite short, short David Foster Wallace-ism and then stick around after the commercial break for a special music video one of my friends just showed me that’s absolutely burning up the charts in the UK.

Finally, tune in later this week as I drop the third installment of Life Changingly Awesome Queries.

So I guess technically that was three things. I’m sorry.

Please stop yelling.

Here we go.

1. David Foster Wallace (from Brief Interviews with Hideous Men):

A Radically Condensed History of Postindustrial Life:

When they were introduced, he made a witticism, hoping to be liked. She laughed extremely hard, hoping to be liked. Then each drove home alone, staring straight ahead, with the very same twist to their faces.

The man who’d introduced them didn’t much like either of them, though he acted as if he did, anxious as he was to preserve good relations at all times. One never knew, after all, now did one now did one now did one.”

Mmmm. Deep, huh?

2. And finally, as promised, here’s baller Garth Marenghi’s “I’m a One Track Lover”. Note the undie-skins he rocks. So Raven.

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Benjamin Sobieck is a Wattpad Star and 2016 Watty Award winner. He’s best known on Wattpad for Glass Eye: Confessions of a Fake Psychic Detective, the Watty Award–winning sequel Black Eye, and When the Black-Eyed Children Knock & Other Stories. Four of his titles have appeared on Wattpad Top 100 Hot Lists, all at the same time.

2 thoughts on “Put a Fork in Said Lit Paper Bc Said Lit Paper is, um…Completed

  1. Brody Nisbet

    Is this Kevin Alexander, from.. The Casey Hurley Experiment Ft. Kevin Alexander?
    Please tell me it is!
    Me and my girlfriend are a pair of Aussies, we’ve been travelling, been back home now for a few months, if you’re who I think you are then we met back in Berlin in late January and spent a few days eating out at Jap/Thai places, purchasing jackets and other clothing apparel for a special lady-friend of you or Casey and basically ripped off Americanisms and Aussies..
    give us a shout out if you’re the right guy, ive been scouring the internet for hours now


    Brody and Grace
    "fuckin, hit me with another jaeger maaaaan"
    Yeah, well:
    "I just ate heeeeaps of Thai foood"


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