Gnome Attack Roundup: My Protest Has Little Effect on Gnomeo & Juliet Movie

25 million dollars. That’s how much Gnomeo & Juliet brought in over the weekend alone. I know what you’re thinking, because I’m thinking the same thing myself. I need to load my $%^&! shotgun and take a defensive position because garden gnomes are now emboldened and everyone’s chance of an attack is doubled. My attempt to protest the movie was, by all means, a bust (see pic below). It just kind of freaked a few families out, so I cheered myself up with a meatball sandwich at Potbelly. (Mmmm. So good.)

Coverage & Interviews:

  • The big AM station in Cincinnati, 700 WLW, re-aired an interview with me on Friday that was originally taped five months ago. A special thanks to WLW for saving lives.

  • How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack was one of the first books conquered by Suzi on her 2011 challenge of reading books.

  • My favorite actor has always been and will always be Michael Biehn. However, it appears I may just have a new second favorite: Colton Haynes, a younger actor with a cool name and a lot of TV credits like “The Gates,” “Look,” and more. Why, you ask? See his awesome tweet from last week:

I found this picture online here.
It’s just a nice reminder that you
are safe nowhere. Nowhere.

If you haven’t nabbed a copy of GNOMES
yet, grab one on Amazon!

Media requests & interviews: If you would like a free review copy of Gnomes
for an interview or roundup or any kind of mention, please contact me
at literaryagent(at) and I will send your information
to my publicist. Thanks!

More Gnome news: To see all the news & reviews & coverage of my book, click on “My Writing Life” at the end of this post.

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5 thoughts on “Gnome Attack Roundup: My Protest Has Little Effect on Gnomeo & Juliet Movie

  1. Jen Zeman

    OMG! I can’t stop laughing at the picture of you protesting! That is classic. Sorry that the gnomes are being so "persistent". They’ll be toppled eventually.


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