Last month, my rock cover band traveled to Indianapolis for back-to-back shows and our first mini-tour. Being it was our tour of any kind, complete with two nights in a hotel, we decided to make the most of it and throw in plenty of ridiculous tour-related comments at any and every opportunity — even though we were less than small potatoes. Comments included, but were not limited to, the following:
- “This wasn’t in our contract rider.”
- “If I eat at one more Subway on this tour, I’m quitting.”
- “We can replace you on this tour.”
- “Where’s the bus? Has anyone seen the damn bus?”
- “Hello, Chicago!!! … oh crap.”
- “All these cities are starting to look the same, man.”
- “We need a new opening band.”
- “I can’t wait for this tour to be over and we can get back in the studio.”
- “The record company just called. They said if we wreck one more hotel room, they’re pulling the plug on the tour.”
Only that Colorado rocks, Kevin – just like you.
Nice shirt, any significance?
That’s okay, it’s not that big of a college town…
Hello Chicago!!! Hahaha…Oh man. I’ve got to get to a show soon!!!
Haha, sounds like a good time!