Author Archives: Brian A. Klems

I’m Supposed to Be Getting Married Today, But …

You call an old flame from high school whom you still have feelings for and ask to meet up. The flame says, "Sure, how about noon at the pub by your house." While waiting at the pub, your flame walks in—wearing a wedding dress (or tuxedo). The flame looks at you and says, "I'm...

Snow Day Surprise – Your Brother’s Top Secret Job

The snow is coming down and school has been canceled. Your brother, who has an important government job, has asked you to watch his kids during the day so he can go to work. While watching his kids, they reveal something top secret about your brother's job—and it's something, for the sake of your...

Everything You Know is a Lie

You receive a mysterious email and the subject line reads "Everything you know is a lie." You open the email and read further: "Act calm as to not alert anyone, but everyone around you is not who they say they are. You need to quietly get out of there and meet me at the...

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A 12-Day Plan of Simple Writing Exercises

It's the perfect time to restart your engine and get back into writing. Here, I offer up a 12-day plan of simple writing exercises to help you keep your creative juices flowing without eating up too much of your time. Follow this plan and in less than half a month, you’ll not only...

I Regret Sleeping on That Couch

You're a struggling musician who is playing small clubs on a summer tour across the country and who generally sleeps in your van. But one night, in a small town in (fill in the blank), a concertgoer offers to let you sleep on his/her couch. You take the offer, but by morning you regret...

What In The World Did I Agree To?

You had the best time at your New Year's Eve party—such a good time, in fact, that you can hardly remember it thanks to a little too much vodka. While nursing a hangover, a friend calls and says, "I'm so pumped we're doing this New Year's resolution together. I know it's unusual, but doing...

Your 2014 Writing Resolutions

What are your New Year’s resolutions for 2014? Post them here and then at the end of the year, I’ll feature this in the newsletter and ask you to check in to see which ones you’ve accomplished and reflect on your writing year.

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Into vs. In To

Using “into” and “in to” interchangeably is a very common grammar faux pas—heck, my sister commits this grandiose error in e-mails at least twice a day and, despite my attempts to sick the grammar police on her, she continues to write recklessly. But if you understand their individual definitions, it’s easy to pick the...

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QUICK TIP: Save Your Story From Coming to a Bad End

Too many stories end badly. And yet they somehow get published and even succeed to some degree. That’s because the rest of the story—the structure of it and the compelling essence of the character—triumphs to an extent that the ending doesn’t make or break the story at all. It just is. Your goal is...

12 Days of Christmas Gone Wrong

An anonymous friend has been leaving you gifts at work to celebrate each of the 12 days of Christmas. All was fine and good for the first 11 gifts, which were thoughtful. But the 12th gift isn't actually a gift at all—it's a photograph of someone you love doing something they shouldn't be doing...

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Why We’re Thankful to Be Writers

Around Thanksgiving I'm always reminded of how thankful I am for my wife, my kids, my family and my friends. One thing that I often overlook is how thankful I am that I am a writer. It's a challenging profession, one that causes a lot of rejection, heartbreak and unintentionally condescending looks from others...

Neighbor Steals Your Christmas Decorations

Your neighbor started hanging her Christmas decorations. You smile, wave and say, "Looks good," as you pull into your garage. Suddenly, you take pause and notice that her decorations look very familiar and, are in fact, yours. To confirm you dash to the basement and see that all of you Christmas decorations are...

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Take the 2nd Annual Writer’s Digest Author Survey and Enter to Win a Free Kindle Fire!

We want to let you know about the new Writer’s Digest survey and encourage you to participate. Whether you’re an aspiring author, or one who’s already been published, the information you can provide is of great importance to the publishing industry, enabling you to tell publishers, editors, agents, and self-publishing service providers what really...

Thanksgiving Intervention

You've been invited to attend a Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house, but when you walk in you notice there's no turkey and, instead, a giant "Intervention" sign hanging across the mantle. Your friend, who is surrounded by many of your other friends and family, sits you down and explains that you have a...

The Living Doll

While shopping downtown one day, you find an antiques store that has a rare, old doll. You buy it for your daughter. A few days later she tells you her new toy can talk. You don’t believe her, until one afternoon you find yourself alone in the house, and it starts talking to you....

Your New Home

Your spouse wants to move out of your new apartment, saying that there is a large space you both can move into. When you go to visit the new digs, you find it’s an abandoned warehouse at an old train yard. Clearly you can’t live there. Only your spouse just spent your life savings...

Secrets of Successful Self Publishers

This free sponsored webinar is brought to you by Speedy Publishing. Learn more about self-publishing and view the full recording below. When it comes to making more money most self-publishers have seen, heard, and probably DONE it all… But there are some simple yet also very S.M.A.R.T. steps that you can take that may...