Author Archives: Brian A. Klems

You’re Not Really Human

It's your 18th birthday and, upon it, you parents deliver some pretty shocking news: You're not really human. They admit that they've been covering up the fact that you are actually a (fill in the blank). After hearing the news you still decide to go to school, but this school day is different than...

Howdy, Partner

There’s a knock on your door. When you open it, you find a cowboy—complete with the hat, boots, spurs, six-shooter, the accent, everything—standing on your front step. He claims he has no idea who he is or what he’s doing there. Write this scene, as you try to sort out his (and your) confusion....

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Interesting New Tool for Self-Published Authors

I came across this new resource for writers from a company called Vook. It looks like a fascinating tool for self-published authors, allowing authors to track book sales that are reported through most of the major players in the ebook and POD business--Amazon, Amazon KDP, iBooks, Barnes & Noble, Nook Press, Kobo Writing Life,...

Shut In

The department store elevator shuts down on the way to the fourth floor, with you and ten other people in it. You remain calm, but other people begin to panic. Write this scene and the dialogue between characters.

Your Life: A Mystery Novel

You are a world-renowned mystery writer living a life of seclusion. A random email informs you of a great story, the next bestseller. Unfortunately, you find the details to be a little too close to home. Write a scene where you confront this mysterious informant, who seems to know a little too much about...

Dear John Letter

You return home from work to find a Dear John letter on your kitchen table. Oddly enough, it's from one of your favorite pieces of furniture. What does the letter say?

A Sword Fight Without Swords

The year is 3014, and you are on an intergalactic out to protect your planet. During your final battle, you cross paths with the leader of the opposing forces. It ends with the two of you in a sword fight, only problem is instead of swords you are both using (fill in the blank)....

Las Vegas Casino Night Gone Wrong

You've been playing cards with your friend at a Las Vegas casino for a couple of hours now and he's up big. Suddenly, a pit boss grabs you and your friend and hauls you both off to a back room, where several rough-looking guys are waiting for you. "What's going on?" you ask. "Your...

I’m Supposed to Be Getting Married Today, But …

You call an old flame from high school whom you still have feelings for and ask to meet up. The flame says, "Sure, how about noon at the pub by your house." While waiting at the pub, your flame walks in—wearing a wedding dress (or tuxedo). The flame looks at you and says, "I'm...

Snow Day Surprise – Your Brother’s Top Secret Job

The snow is coming down and school has been canceled. Your brother, who has an important government job, has asked you to watch his kids during the day so he can go to work. While watching his kids, they reveal something top secret about your brother's job—and it's something, for the sake of your...

Everything You Know is a Lie

You receive a mysterious email and the subject line reads "Everything you know is a lie." You open the email and read further: "Act calm as to not alert anyone, but everyone around you is not who they say they are. You need to quietly get out of there and meet me at the...

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A 12-Day Plan of Simple Writing Exercises

It's the perfect time to restart your engine and get back into writing. Here, I offer up a 12-day plan of simple writing exercises to help you keep your creative juices flowing without eating up too much of your time. Follow this plan and in less than half a month, you’ll not only...

I Regret Sleeping on That Couch

You're a struggling musician who is playing small clubs on a summer tour across the country and who generally sleeps in your van. But one night, in a small town in (fill in the blank), a concertgoer offers to let you sleep on his/her couch. You take the offer, but by morning you regret...

What In The World Did I Agree To?

You had the best time at your New Year's Eve party—such a good time, in fact, that you can hardly remember it thanks to a little too much vodka. While nursing a hangover, a friend calls and says, "I'm so pumped we're doing this New Year's resolution together. I know it's unusual, but doing...

Your 2014 Writing Resolutions

What are your New Year’s resolutions for 2014? Post them here and then at the end of the year, I’ll feature this in the newsletter and ask you to check in to see which ones you’ve accomplished and reflect on your writing year.

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Into vs. In To

Using “into” and “in to” interchangeably is a very common grammar faux pas—heck, my sister commits this grandiose error in e-mails at least twice a day and, despite my attempts to sick the grammar police on her, she continues to write recklessly. But if you understand their individual definitions, it’s easy to pick the...